*kitten* Yogis Say

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yogibella
yogibella Posts: 321 Member
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMC1_RH_b3k&feature=player_embedded


"Did you see his handstand? He's so hot!" I've heard this one before!

As much as I love yoga, I think we gotta be able to laugh at ourselves from time to time:D
Enjoy & namaste mothers! :flowerforyou:

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  • busywaterbending
    busywaterbending Posts: 844 Member
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    hahaha! I can so relate. That is New Paltz NY all over it.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvaY4Kf3dzs&feature=share
    I sent the gangsta one to a skate friend last week - "tropical"... "is that curve?"
  • busywaterbending
    busywaterbending Posts: 844 Member
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zfwqr_K2uU

    is a really good one! There's always that one high strung student...
  • busywaterbending
    busywaterbending Posts: 844 Member
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En3-_HFH6lg&feature=related

    good one! :) If you have any type of martial art experience then you can so relate.
  • busywaterbending
    busywaterbending Posts: 844 Member
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    did a yoga class while on vacation to realign my back. The coach was obnoxious and spouting how his type of yoga is the best, but I focused on me and ignored most of the brainwashing until he said,

    "and this cleanses the digestion. It quickly eliminates all fecal matter from the body and promotes parastalsis. It forces out trapped and rancid fats and animal proteins from the intestines. Meat rots in the gut. It causes cancer. This yoga will eliminate it and you will be healed and cured of all illness....."

    First of all, I rudely couldn't help myself and laughed out loud. Bad me.

    Second of all, this myth is just that. A myth. Please do not promote or allow others to promote such utter lies. It makes all yogis / yoginis out like we are all nutcases.

    Third, Fat and meat are immeditely transformed into Chyme in the Stomach, and by the time that reaches the small intestines, it is a liquid that is quickly absorbed. Only veggies and fruits and indigestible plant cellulose are rotting in the intestines! Seriously, l look it up! So, next time you hear that load of BS that meat rots in your gut, take a good look at the pot belly of the dude spouting off how meat rots in your gut and causes cancer. Then check out the flat 8 pack abs that high fat, meat eating dieter has!

    Yoga instructors should have to take organic chemistry, biology, physiology and nutrition before they become teachers....but that won't happen. Most instructors get certified in a couple of weeks. *sigh* Yogis should not talk about things they have no education in.

    Jamie+Reed+2.jpg
    what abs are supposed to look like!

    I can only stand so much BS yogi talk but that one vegan/vegitartian food myth takes first prize.
  • busywaterbending
    busywaterbending Posts: 844 Member
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    me to a male student:

    "please dress appropriately for class. I suggest long pants or wearing bike shorts under your gym shorts."

    What I wanted to say to male student"
    "this is not THAT type of yoga, put some pants on dude!"

    *scheech*
  • ActiveYogi
    ActiveYogi Posts: 27 Member
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    "That is sooooo shanti."
  • busywaterbending
    busywaterbending Posts: 844 Member
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    Crow pose, + forward roll out of it accidently, "whoopsee!" *giggles*
  • busywaterbending
    busywaterbending Posts: 844 Member
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