Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention.

infamousmk
infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
edited December 2024 in Social Groups
I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story...



If you love motherfrucking Anchorman as much as I do, post your quotes here. Your favorites, the forgottens, the things that make you laugh no matter how many times your drunk *kitten* watches this film. It is arguably the most highly quotable film of all time, and it is never wrong to quote it over and over and over and over and over.

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  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

    60% of the time it works every time.
  • REALBIGBATBASTARD
    REALBIGBATBASTARD Posts: 103 Member
    That got out of hand quick!
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
    HEY, AQUALUNG!
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    It smells like Bigfoot's d!ck!!
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    It smells like Bigfoot's d!ck!!

    It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
    Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

    I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
    You ara smelly pirate hooker!
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    I'm going to take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner, and never. call her. again!
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    Hey, let's leave the mothers out of this.
  • thedreamhazer
    thedreamhazer Posts: 1,156 Member
    Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
    You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
    Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.

    Hey, you're making me look stupid! Get out here, Panda Jerk!
  • REALBIGBATBASTARD
    REALBIGBATBASTARD Posts: 103 Member
    Only one rule, no touching of the face or hair!
  • thedreamhazer
    thedreamhazer Posts: 1,156 Member
    Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.

    Hey, you're making me look stupid! Get out here, Panda Jerk!

    Great story. Compelling and rich.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,185 Member
    Don't act like you're not impressed!
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
    You stay classy, San Diego! I'm Ron Burgundy?
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    It's anchorMAN, not anchorLADY, and that is a scientific fact!
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    I have many books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    Go **** yourself, San Diego.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate a whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? I'm not even mad... that's amazing.
  • Rayman79
    Rayman79 Posts: 2,009 Member
    brick-loud-noises-b.jpg

    ... overused, but I still find it hilarious.
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
    You've got a dirty whorish mouth. That's what you have.
  • thedreamhazer
    thedreamhazer Posts: 1,156 Member
    I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
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