Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention.
infamousmk
Posts: 6,033 Member
I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story...
If you love motherfrucking Anchorman as much as I do, post your quotes here. Your favorites, the forgottens, the things that make you laugh no matter how many times your drunk *kitten* watches this film. It is arguably the most highly quotable film of all time, and it is never wrong to quote it over and over and over and over and over.
If you love motherfrucking Anchorman as much as I do, post your quotes here. Your favorites, the forgottens, the things that make you laugh no matter how many times your drunk *kitten* watches this film. It is arguably the most highly quotable film of all time, and it is never wrong to quote it over and over and over and over and over.
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It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
60% of the time it works every time.0 -
That got out of hand quick!0
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HEY, AQUALUNG!0
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It smells like Bigfoot's d!ck!!0
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It smells like Bigfoot's d!ck!!
It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.0 -
Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.0
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Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.0 -
You ara smelly pirate hooker!0
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I'm going to take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner, and never. call her. again!0
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Hey, let's leave the mothers out of this.0
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Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.0
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You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.0
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Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.
Hey, you're making me look stupid! Get out here, Panda Jerk!0 -
Only one rule, no touching of the face or hair!0
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Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.
Hey, you're making me look stupid! Get out here, Panda Jerk!
Great story. Compelling and rich.0 -
I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.0
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Don't act like you're not impressed!0
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You stay classy, San Diego! I'm Ron Burgundy?0
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It's anchorMAN, not anchorLADY, and that is a scientific fact!0
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I have many books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.0
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Go **** yourself, San Diego.0
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You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate a whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? I'm not even mad... that's amazing.0
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... overused, but I still find it hilarious.0 -
You've got a dirty whorish mouth. That's what you have.0
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I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.0
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Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.0
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