Real Douching

ElPincheGordo
ElPincheGordo Posts: 89
edited December 2024 in Social Groups
Anyone ever douche, for reals and stuff?

My wife never has. I never have, but I don't have a vagina to irrigate.

I remember stumbling onto what was either an old school douche or enema bag in my mom's closet years ago.

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  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    I don't have a vagina to irritate either. Apparently, I destroyed my fiancee's uterus last night. I don't think there's a vinegar or yogurt + turkey baster remedy for that.
  • REALBIGBATBASTARD
    REALBIGBATBASTARD Posts: 103 Member
    my @sshole!! sometimes!
  • I don't have a vagina to irritate either. Apparently, I destroyed my fiancee's uterus last night. I don't think there's a vinegar or yogurt + turkey baster remedy for that.
    Damn, bro. Assuming she was pleased with that... well done.
    my @sshole!! sometimes!
    Pray, tell. How was it?
  • REALBIGBATBASTARD
    REALBIGBATBASTARD Posts: 103 Member
    Just like going down the banzai slide and not keeping your legs crossed!
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    I don't have a vagina to irritate either. Apparently, I destroyed my fiancee's uterus last night. I don't think there's a vinegar or yogurt + turkey baster remedy for that.
    Damn, bro. Assuming she was pleased with that... well done.

    I believe she was. She woke up sore with a hangover.
  • sexforjaffacakes
    sexforjaffacakes Posts: 1,001 Member
    nah but for real, douching gives you yeast infections, dem some nasty ****
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Yeah, douching is bad, mmkay? Vinegar goes on salads, not in my lady-bowl.
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    "lady-bowl"

    :laugh:
  • RocketsGirl
    RocketsGirl Posts: 339 Member
    Yeah, douching is bad, mmkay? Vinegar goes on salads, not in my lady-bowl.

    bwahahaha! no. words.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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