Eyeing someone attractive and then you notice.....

atjays
atjays Posts: 797 Member
Soooo, I was at the DMV today, had a girl working there who is gorgeous by my standards, but approachable. She ends up having to come over to help the attendant helping me because her printer wasn't working aaaand then I notice her thumbs were weird.... Not wanting to come across as a shallow d bag, but I'm sure others have similar stories?? Her thumbs looked like midget man thumbs but were proper size, the rest of her hands/body seemed perfect..... Wtf
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  • Mellie289
    Mellie289 Posts: 1,191 Member
    Soooo, I was at the DMV today, had a girl working there who is gorgeous by my standards, but approachable. She ends up having to come over to help the attendant helping me because her printer wasn't working aaaand then I notice her thumbs were weird.... Not wanting to come across as a shallow d bag, but I'm sure others have similar stories?? Her thumbs looked like midget man thumbs but were proper size, the rest of her hands/body seemed perfect..... Wtf
    I think I remember something similar from a Seinfeld episode...
  • pa_jorg
    pa_jorg Posts: 4,404 Member
    Was it like the Honey Boo Boo baby?
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  • farmers_daughter
    farmers_daughter Posts: 1,632 Member
    What you gonna use her thumbs for?

    If you are interested in HER, go for it. She's probably already answered that questoin a million times. And it wont' be as big of a deal to her as it is you. Then you should follow in suite.

    If you are just making a statement, then I don't probably have a good answer.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    How could such a person allow herself to be seen in public? :noway:
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
    Did you not ask her out because of her thumbs?

    And what exactly is she supposed to do? Get corrective surgery for her thumbs?

    Dude, seriously, what is up with you lately? You've been kind of a jerk, the past three or four posts I've seen from you.
  • oddyogi
    oddyogi Posts: 1,816 Member
    Like Megan Fox thumbs? Those aren't bad.

    Who cares.. if wives can still love their husbands after getting their legs blown off, you can accept someone for her abnormal thumbs.

    Kinda like in that movie Out of My League or whatever.. the hot chick had webbed feet. Who cares! Makes her human.
  • flimflamfloz
    flimflamfloz Posts: 1,980 Member
    I would like to ask you on a date but...

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    would you mind trying this first? I want to know if you're relationship material!

    Another joke? OK. She must like Justin Bieber... I've seen 7,476.5 likes on one of his videos.
  • bruintamer
    bruintamer Posts: 183 Member
    Like Megan Fox thumbs? Those aren't bad.

    Who cares.. if wives can still love their husbands after getting their legs blown off, you can accept someone for her abnormal thumbs.

    Kinda like in that movie Out of My League or whatever.. the hot chick had webbed feet. Who cares! Makes her human.

    But..but...what if the thumbs and the webbed feet get passed onto the kids? Then you'll end up like the wife in the Ugly Genes thread..
  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,329 Member
    all thumbs look the same in the dark.

    maybe she's part raccoon?
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
    all thumbs look the same in the dark.

    maybe she's part raccoon?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • christine24t
    christine24t Posts: 6,063 Member
    Club thumbs? I have a couple of friends with them, and they don't bother me a bit.
  • SnazzyTraveller
    SnazzyTraveller Posts: 457 Member
    I know several people who I think have the same thumbs as you're describing... I don't know what the "wtf" is for, it's prob just a recessive trait she ended up with:smile:
  • shammxo
    shammxo Posts: 1,432 Member
    That reminds me of Shallow Hal... When his friend isn't into the one hot chick because her second toe is bigger than her big toe...

    I definitely don't think that you're the first or last person to have this happen to them.
  • Mellie289
    Mellie289 Posts: 1,191 Member
    That reminds me of Shallow Hal... When his friend isn't into the one hot chick because her second toe is bigger than her big toe...

    I definitely don't think that you're the first or last person to have this happen to them.
    Ah... that's it! I was thinking Seinfeld, but it's Jason Alexander in Shallow Hal.
  • atjays
    atjays Posts: 797 Member
    Did you not ask her out because of her thumbs?

    And what exactly is she supposed to do? Get corrective surgery for her thumbs?

    Dude, seriously, what is up with you lately? You've been kind of a jerk, the past three or four posts I've seen from you.

    I didn't ask her out because I don't know her. The post was supposed to be light hearted and poke at interesting things others have come across as "different".

    And glancing over my last 20+ posts, there is not a single one that is anywhere close to offensive or being a "jerk".
  • Daisy_Cutter_
    Daisy_Cutter_ Posts: 386 Member
    Was it like the Honey Boo Boo baby?
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    Ohhhh, my daughter was born JUST like this. I'll see if I can find a pic. She had two thumbs on her right hand. Actually an adorable birth defect. Had the extra digit removed when she was 18 months.
  • lacroyx
    lacroyx Posts: 5,754 Member
    There's only 2 things that would potentially bug me and probably wouldn't be able to look past, no matter how damn attractive she is.
    1) A mustache. Light peach fuzz, no problem, but there is a limit.
    2) Hairy forearms. I'm talking as hairy as me or more.

    Toe thumbs, webbed feet, other physical oddity wouldn't bother me at all.
  • BigDanTX
    BigDanTX Posts: 92 Member
    There's only 2 things that would potentially bug me and probably wouldn't be able to look past, no matter how damn attractive she is.
    1) A mustache. Light peach fuzz, no problem, but there is a limit.
    2) Hairy forearms. I'm talking as hairy as me or more.

    Toe thumbs, webbed feet, other physical oddity wouldn't bother me at all.

    Yeah handlebar staches are great for Cowboys but not a gf.

    In past relationships I used to pick one of two things that I didn't like about my gf's appearance and think about it whenever I would look at her. Would make it easier to break up with her later. Yeah it was a Dbag thing to do but I was young, dumb and full of bad ideas.
  • Jennifer2387
    Jennifer2387 Posts: 957 Member

    Another joke? OK. She must like Justin Bieber... I've seen 7,476.5 likes on one of his videos.

    OMG .. this made me laugh!
  • Jennifer2387
    Jennifer2387 Posts: 957 Member
    My ex husband had a thing for ears .. if they were too small or too big he would get all weirded out ... lol
  • MikeM53082
    MikeM53082 Posts: 1,199 Member
    There's only 2 things that would potentially bug me and probably wouldn't be able to look past, no matter how damn attractive she is.
    1) A mustache. Light peach fuzz, no problem, but there is a limit.
    2) Hairy forearms. I'm talking as hairy as me or more.

    Toe thumbs, webbed feet, other physical oddity wouldn't bother me at all.

    A lot of that has to do with skin tone and hair color, which is way beyond their control. Most Spanish women I know have dark hair and this sometimes translates into having some dark arm hair. Granted, every single one of them get it all waxed off, so it's never an issue.

    Body hair is something you have no say over, but can control if you put a little time and effort into it.

    Definitely not a deal breaker for me *if* it's kept under control.
  • poncho33
    poncho33 Posts: 1,511
    I'll own up. I broke up with a girl after seeing her feet for the first time... her toes looked like just toe bones.... so skinny, I couldn't get over it and she was gone!
  • MikeM53082
    MikeM53082 Posts: 1,199 Member
    I'll own up. I broke up with a girl after seeing her feet for the first time... her toes looked like just toe bones.... so skinny, I couldn't get over it and she was gone!

    Man, you are tough on women! I don't think I could break up with someone over bony toes. :laugh:
  • poncho33
    poncho33 Posts: 1,511
    I'll own up. I broke up with a girl after seeing her feet for the first time... her toes looked like just toe bones.... so skinny, I couldn't get over it and she was gone!

    Man, you are tough on women! I don't think I could break up with someone over bony toes. :laugh:

    They were extra bony man!! I tried to get over it, but I couldn't.

    .....they still haunt my dreams!!!
  • catherine4211
    catherine4211 Posts: 944 Member
    My ex brother-in-law broke up with a girl because while she was wearing a bathing suit one (yes 1) pubic hair was showing and he said it made him sick. You can imagine he and I didn't get along very well.
  • castadiva
    castadiva Posts: 2,016 Member
    My ex brother-in-law broke up with a girl because while she was wearing a bathing suit one (yes 1) pubic hair was showing and he said it made him sick. You can imagine he and I didn't get along very well.

    Feeling sick over one hair showing doesn't seem to hold out much hope for his love life... Or at least some fairly big limitations!
  • Jennifer2387
    Jennifer2387 Posts: 957 Member
    My ex brother-in-law broke up with a girl because while she was wearing a bathing suit one (yes 1) pubic hair was showing and he said it made him sick. You can imagine he and I didn't get along very well.

    I hate the word pubic hair .. lol. I call it "down there hair" .. bahahahahahaha
  • poncho33
    poncho33 Posts: 1,511
    My ex brother-in-law broke up with a girl because while she was wearing a bathing suit one (yes 1) pubic hair was showing and he said it made him sick. You can imagine he and I didn't get along very well.

    I hate the word pubic hair .. lol. I call it "down there hair" .. bahahahahahaha

    short and curlies!!
  • oddyogi
    oddyogi Posts: 1,816 Member
    Oh man you guys are cracking me up. :laugh:

    Now I'm trying to think of random things that turn me way off..

    I hate boogers and nose hair. If I meet a hot guy and he has a booger hangin' I focus only on that. Same with crazy nose hair!
  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,329 Member
    i used to not date guys with cowlicks. that was a dumb one

    but one i will probably never overlook is bad breath. chronically bad dragon breath. there's nothing worse than a really amazing guy who's hot but his breath smells like he eats a cup of poop between meals
    :brokenheart: