Love stone
SherryR1971
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So, my nephew takes a field trip to a Gem and Mineral mine and brings back stones for his mom and his favorite auntie...he gives me a Tiger's Eye, which apparently wards off people wishing you ill will, a blueish stone he said brings you money and a white stone he called a love stone. I asked what it did, and he says "Brings you love." I said, "Oh, good-I need that one!!" and my loving sister says "That's the last one you need, you are 0 for 2 in THAT area!" LOL
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Maybe if you had the stone before you would have been 1 for 1.0
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and my loving sister says "That's the last one you need, you are 0 for 2 in THAT area!" LOL
OUCH! lol
Gotta love honest sisters! stupid stones.0 -
If you crack sister in the head with that stone, maybe she'll give you more love next time.0
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If you crack sister in the head with that stone, maybe she'll give you more love next time.0
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If you crack sister in the head with that stone, maybe she'll give you more love next time.
Or next time she opens her mouth, insert the stone.0 -
So this love stone...
Will any white stone do?0 -
So this love stone...
Will any white stone do?
lol .. this made me snort laugh.0 -
thats ok Im 0 for 500
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thats ok Im 0 for 50
Me too...I am pretty close to that number at least...lol It sucks0 -
thats ok Im 0 for 50
Me too...I am pretty close to that number at least...lol It sucks
I should specify that I did NOT sleep with all fifty, not even half O_O0 -
I must admit I bought one of those stones when I was abroad a few years ago. I wore it with pride and anticiaption.
I then met this guy that was the meanest, selfish, worst-sex-I've-ever-had SOB!! :explode:
It's now in the bin!! :laugh:0 -
That reminds me...
My kids and I were talking one day about my "love" life or lack thereof. I made a statement, "I'll just be the crazy cat lady." My son replied, "You gotta find cats that love you first."
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That reminds me...
My kids and I were talking one day about my "love" life or lack thereof. I made a statement, "I'll just be the crazy cat lady." My son replied, "You gotta find cats that love you first."
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Ha! Love it!!0 -
Visited my stepdad and his GF recently. His GF is a sweetie, but make a HUGE deal of the fact that I don't have a "special someone" in my life. She goes on and on (to the point where it gets uncomfortable)...well you have this going for you and that going for you, I can't understand why you aren't dating anyone????
My stepdad pipes in..."well she's not a young woman anymore".
Thanks Pop!0