Signs signs everywhere theres signs
jenbit
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So my guy friends and I were bull****ting around and came up with a few "hints" thats you've been friendzoned or have been placed in the FWB catagory(this goes both ways guys to girls and visa versa)
1. Whenever they want to go out they call it ,chilling, hanging or sliding through. (notice no mention of a date)
2. They NEVER want to go somewhere in the same car.(not talking about the first date, consitantly not wanting to ride together)
3. They share previous sexual exploites (bragging style I banged a girl/guy on that pool table over there)
4. They introduce you as their homeboy/girl or something similiar.
5.They make you the sexless inkeeper(How I meet your mother reference).
6. They never introduce you to their friends....
7. They ruffle your hair.
Obviously there are exceptions to the above. But the guys and I basically agreed these are warning signs and besides I'm bored and in pain.
1. Whenever they want to go out they call it ,chilling, hanging or sliding through. (notice no mention of a date)
2. They NEVER want to go somewhere in the same car.(not talking about the first date, consitantly not wanting to ride together)
3. They share previous sexual exploites (bragging style I banged a girl/guy on that pool table over there)
4. They introduce you as their homeboy/girl or something similiar.
5.They make you the sexless inkeeper(How I meet your mother reference).
6. They never introduce you to their friends....
7. They ruffle your hair.
Obviously there are exceptions to the above. But the guys and I basically agreed these are warning signs and besides I'm bored and in pain.
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Really does no one have any comment :grumble:
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I agree with those! I had a guy ask me to his house to "hang out and watch a movie." I was a little offended that he didn't want to take me out on a date...then I realized he might have wanted a hookup.0
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There's a difference between being just a regular friend and being an FWB.0
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There's a difference between being just a regular friend and being an FWB.
Very true but some poeple cant often see the difference between friend ,FWB or Dating0 -
There's a difference between being just a regular friend and being an FWB.
Very true but some poeple cant often see the difference between friend ,FWB or Dating
The difference between being a regular friend and being an FWB is simple. Sex! Having sex changes the perspective.0 -
There's a difference between being just a regular friend and being an FWB.
Very true but some poeple cant often see the difference between friend ,FWB or Dating
The difference between being a regular friend and being an FWB is simple. Sex! Having sex changes the perspective.
lol Quite true.. OK then between FWB, **** buddies or actually dating.0 -
I need a FWB...
:laugh: no really....
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So .. my marine just texted me and asked me to come over and watch a movie with him .. am I to assume I may see some action tonight? lol0
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So .. my marine just texted me and asked me to come over and watch a movie with him .. am I to assume I may see some action tonight? lol
Yes, yes you should. And can I live vicariously through you? :laugh:0 -
I have had the "Cum over and watch a movie line" and he tries to turn it into sex. Not happening, I am not skittybanging you on the second date!!0
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So .. my marine just texted me and asked me to come over and watch a movie with him .. am I to assume I may see some action tonight? lol
Yes, yes you should. And can I live vicariously through you? :laugh:
You most certainly can! I haven't had any "action" for quite a few months and I am ready. I don't care if I ever see him again after this. I have been harboring some feelings for my young guy, but I think I finally but those to bed for good. Thank the good Lord for that.
He sent me the dirtiest text in the world .. lol. I almost choked on my drink. I have gotten sexy texts before, but this one was downright dirty. I didn't think it was very nice at first .. but then the more I stared at it .. the hotter it got .. lol.0 -
So .. my marine just texted me and asked me to come over and watch a movie with him .. am I to assume I may see some action tonight? lol
Let me put it this way. Shave/trim all the important parts and wear pretty underwear just in case :bigsmile: :blushing: :smokin:0 -
I have had the "Cum over and watch a movie line" and he tries to turn it into sex. Not happening, I am not skittybanging you on the second date!!
Any time the word come is spelled cum in a text its for sure a booty call lol0 -
So .. my marine just texted me and asked me to come over and watch a movie with him .. am I to assume I may see some action tonight? lol
Let me put it this way. Shave/trim all the important parts and wear pretty underwear just in case :bigsmile: :blushing: :smokin:
that made me giggle!0 -
So .. my marine just texted me and asked me to come over and watch a movie with him .. am I to assume I may see some action tonight? lol
Let me put it this way. Shave/trim all the important parts and wear pretty underwear just in case :bigsmile: :blushing: :smokin:
that made me giggle!
With excitement I'm sure lol0 -
So .. my marine just texted me and asked me to come over and watch a movie with him .. am I to assume I may see some action tonight? lol
Let me put it this way. Shave/trim all the important parts and wear pretty underwear just in case :bigsmile: :blushing: :smokin:
that made me giggle!
With excitement I'm sure lol
Ha! You would be correct! lol0 -
So .. my marine just texted me and asked me to come over and watch a movie with him .. am I to assume I may see some action tonight? lol
Let me put it this way. Shave/trim all the important parts and wear pretty underwear just in case :bigsmile: :blushing: :smokin:
that made me giggle!
With excitement I'm sure lol
Ha! You would be correct! lol
In my mom/reasonable voice: You don't have to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable...if you don't want to do anything then dont.
The voice that's shouting above my mom/reasonable voice:
Fancy panties...check,
Shaved the back 40...check,
Just the thought of attacking him makes your lady parts giggly.........GAME ON!!! You could warn him, but that's only optional.
Ha Ha now I got y'all thinking I have voices in my head.... oh well. :ohwell:0 -
So .. my marine just texted me and asked me to come over and watch a movie with him .. am I to assume I may see some action tonight? lol
Let me put it this way. Shave/trim all the important parts and wear pretty underwear just in case :bigsmile: :blushing: :smokin:
that made me giggle!
With excitement I'm sure lol
Ha! You would be correct! lol
In my mom/reasonable voice: You don't have to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable...if you don't want to do anything then dont.
The voice that's shouting above my mom/reasonable voice:
Fancy panties...check,
Shaved the back 40...check,
Just the thought of attacking him makes your lady parts giggly.........GAME ON!!! You could warn him, but that's only optional.
Ha Ha now I got y'all thinking I have voices in my head.... oh well. :ohwell:
Hahahahahaha .. my lady parts giggly .. CHECK! lol
I have a girl boner. lol0 -
So .. my marine just texted me and asked me to come over and watch a movie with him .. am I to assume I may see some action tonight? lol
Let me put it this way. Shave/trim all the important parts and wear pretty underwear just in case :bigsmile: :blushing: :smokin:
that made me giggle!
With excitement I'm sure lol
Ha! You would be correct! lol
In my mom/reasonable voice: You don't have to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable...if you don't want to do anything then dont.
The voice that's shouting above my mom/reasonable voice:
Fancy panties...check,
Shaved the back 40...check,
Just the thought of attacking him makes your lady parts giggly.........GAME ON!!! You could warn him, but that's only optional.
Ha Ha now I got y'all thinking I have voices in my head.... oh well. :ohwell:
Hahahahahaha .. my lady parts giggly .. CHECK! lol
I have a girl boner. lol
Girl boner good.... COnfidence awesome... Dont forget to slather on some nice scented lotion..
Oh by the way guys if you think you seduced a lady and she is freshly shaven, with cute (preferably matching) underwear on and smelling amazing and soft the she knew what was gonna happend and probably seduced you without you realizing it lol :bigsmile: :blushing: :smokin:0 -
Girl boner good.... COnfidence awesome... Dont forget to slather on some nice scented lotion..
Oh by the way guys if you think you seduced a lady and she is freshly shaven, with cute (preferably matching) underwear on and smelling amazing and soft the she knew what was gonna happend and probably seduced you without you realizing it lol :bigsmile: :blushing: :smokin:
Hehehe...good.
I doubt any guy will complain that you secretly seduced us. 0 -
Girl boner good.... COnfidence awesome... Dont forget to slather on some nice scented lotion..
Oh by the way guys if you think you seduced a lady and she is freshly shaven, with cute (preferably matching) underwear on and smelling amazing and soft the she knew what was gonna happend and probably seduced you without you realizing it lol :bigsmile: :blushing: :smokin:
Hehehe...good. I doubt any guy will complain that you secretly seduced us.
LOL I bet....0 -
Oh by the way guys if you think you seduced a lady and she is freshly shaven, with cute (preferably matching) underwear on and smelling amazing and soft the she knew what was gonna happend and probably seduced you without you realizing it lol :bigsmile: :blushing: :smokin:
Naive l'il ol' me. And I thought all you girls wore cute matching undies, were always perfectly trimmed and smelled amazing at all times. I guess I am seduced far more often then I realized. I'm starting to think that as a rule, it's I who is seduced.
Did you hear that soft popping sound? That was my illusion of control bursting.0 -
So my guy friends and I were bull****ting around and came up with a few "hints" thats you've been friendzoned or have been placed in the FWB catagory(this goes both ways guys to girls and visa versa)
1. Whenever they want to go out they call it ,chilling, hanging or sliding through. (notice no mention of a date)
2. They NEVER want to go somewhere in the same car.(not talking about the first date, consitantly not wanting to ride together)
3. They share previous sexual exploites (bragging style I banged a girl/guy on that pool table over there)
4. They introduce you as their homeboy/girl or something similiar.
5.They make you the sexless inkeeper(How I meet your mother reference).
6. They never introduce you to their friends....
7. They ruffle your hair.
Obviously there are exceptions to the above. But the guys and I basically agreed these are warning signs and besides I'm bored and in pain.
Out of sheer curiosity, what's the difference in signaling for a FWB? I'd assume heavy flirting, but I have a lot of opposite sex friends who are into the FWB type deals...but hate PDA like hell (except when it comes to a guy they've all ready established a "connection"). I just want to know the signs because I prefer a long term-straight forward relationship with no grey areas.0 -
I've actually never had a guy treat me in any of those ways...0
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So .. my marine just texted me and asked me to come over and watch a movie with him .. am I to assume I may see some action tonight? lol
Let me put it this way. Shave/trim all the important parts and wear pretty underwear just in case :bigsmile: :blushing: :smokin:
that made me giggle!
With excitement I'm sure lol
Ha! You would be correct! lol
In my mom/reasonable voice: You don't have to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable...if you don't want to do anything then dont.
The voice that's shouting above my mom/reasonable voice:
Fancy panties...check,
Shaved the back 40...check,
Just the thought of attacking him makes your lady parts giggly.........GAME ON!!! You could warn him, but that's only optional.
Ha Ha now I got y'all thinking I have voices in my head.... oh well. :ohwell:
Hahahahahaha .. my lady parts giggly .. CHECK! lol
I have a girl boner. lol
LMAO!! May you be thrown on the couch. 0 -
So .. my marine just texted me and asked me to come over and watch a movie with him .. am I to assume I may see some action tonight? lol
Hmmmm.... Jen, has there been an update on this yet? 0 -
So .. my marine just texted me and asked me to come over and watch a movie with him .. am I to assume I may see some action tonight? lol
Hmmmm.... Jen, has there been an update on this yet?
Well .. we did watch a movie .. lol. There was also some action! He is so freaking muscley .. it freaks me out. I feel very very self conscious with him. But .. he was very cleary turned on, so I guess I can't be all bad .. lol. I just can't ever stop touching his biceps. They are amazing. He doesn't even flex and they are there. sigh. I tried to pinch him for something smart he said and there was nothing there to pinch ..lol.
He is a very in control type of person, probably because of the military thing, but he just whips me around where ever he wants to .. :blushing: One minute I am over here .. the next I am over there. Not in a rough way, but in a holy *kitten* this is hot way. He is very verbal as well. Not in like moaning or whatever, but he says all kinds of dirty **** .. lol. I haven't decided if I like that or not.
RITM .. he didn't throw me on the couch .. but on the bed I flew ..lol.
Then in my normal, freak out fashion, I ran the fock out of there as fast as I could. Oy. He was like, can't you just stay for a little while .. and I am not even sure I answered. I mumbled something and out the door I went. He tried to walk me out and I wasn't having any of that .. good Lord. I am a train wreck.0 -
He is so freaking muscley ..
He is a very in control type of person, probably because of the military thing, but he just whips me around where ever he wants to .. :blushing: One minute I am over here .. the next I am over there. Not in a rough way, but in a holy *kitten* this is hot way. He is very verbal as well. Not in like moaning or whatever, but he says all kinds of dirty **** .. lol.
Umm...yeah. Where do you live and can I have his number? 0 -
He is so freaking muscley ..
He is a very in control type of person, probably because of the military thing, but he just whips me around where ever he wants to .. :blushing: One minute I am over here .. the next I am over there. Not in a rough way, but in a holy *kitten* this is hot way. He is very verbal as well. Not in like moaning or whatever, but he says all kinds of dirty **** .. lol.
Umm...yeah. Where do you live and can I have his number?
Does he have a twin lol or a brother0 -
He is so freaking muscley ..
He is a very in control type of person, probably because of the military thing, but he just whips me around where ever he wants to .. :blushing: One minute I am over here .. the next I am over there. Not in a rough way, but in a holy *kitten* this is hot way. He is very verbal as well. Not in like moaning or whatever, but he says all kinds of dirty **** .. lol.
Umm...yeah. Where do you live and can I have his number?
Does he have a twin lol or a brother
Hahah! NO! You can't have his number! lol. Didn't you read my whole "hands the fock off my man" in the communal sex thread?? hahah! I wish I could post a picture of his bicep. I truly have never seen one like this. Nor have I ever been so enthralled with a bicep before. :bigsmile:
He is an only child jen. I don't think the world could handle another one of him. lol!!
Now I have a girl boner again thinking about it all. :blushing: !!!0
