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Geek Pick-Up Lines

tageekly
tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
edited January 5 in Social Groups
You manage to capture someone's eye across the bookstore and they walk your way... So let's hear it fellow geeks, what pick-up line do you throw out in hopes to start chatting? (Or you know, a virutal bookstore because you're playing online games and you meet someone... whatevs.)

A few I like:

"Are you Google? Because you have everything I'm searching for. "

"Nice set of floppies!" <--- pity this can't be used anymore, but at least Sheldon still has 5-1/4" disks

"Hey baby, is that a phaser in your pants? 'Cuz you sure look stunning to me." (You're welcome Kami.)

Replies

  • BV1980
    BV1980 Posts: 272 Member
    What do you say we go back to myspace and I google your yahoo?
  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
    What do you say we go back to myspace and I google your yahoo?

    Its so brilliant it hurts lol
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
    What do you say we go back to myspace and I google your yahoo?

    BWAHAHA!

    I actually saw someone use this one online:

    "Come over to Myspace & Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook."
  • cnsmith2
    cnsmith2 Posts: 539 Member
    What do you say we go back to myspace and I google your yahoo?

    I'm going to say this to the next person I see!!!
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    You may not be Lara Croft but I still wanna raid your tomb.


    Or.....Let's go back to my place and I'll show you my squirtle.
  • cnsmith2
    cnsmith2 Posts: 539 Member
    What do you say we go back to myspace and I google your yahoo?

    I'm going to say this to the next person I see!!!

    Haha!!! Her reply. "You must be an angel because since I met you I haven't been able to blink."
  • KickassAugust
    KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
    Hi, I'm Missa!
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    I want to go down on you faster than a Blizzard server.
  • SkinnyBeth4Life
    SkinnyBeth4Life Posts: 116 Member
    Let's make like DNA helicase and unzip those genes.
  • Is that an immovable rod in your pants?

    Are you a high-level cleric? 'Cause you look absolutely divine.
  • Booksandbeaches
    Booksandbeaches Posts: 1,791 Member
    "Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom’s place and watch ‘Dr. Who’?"
  • verptwerp
    verptwerp Posts: 3,628 Member
    "Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom’s place and watch ‘Dr. Who’?"

    :laugh:

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  • jmjm55077
    jmjm55077 Posts: 41 Member
    I am the droid you're looking for!
  • Spatialized
    Spatialized Posts: 623 Member
    Give 'em a knowing wink and say, "make it so."
  • Christabelle79
    Christabelle79 Posts: 80 Member
    Haha!!! Her reply. "You must be an angel because since I met you I haven't been able to blink."

    It must be love
  • SweetxCatastrophe
    SweetxCatastrophe Posts: 593 Member
    How about we go home and you handle my exception?
  • Booksandbeaches
    Booksandbeaches Posts: 1,791 Member
    If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine.
  • wadedawg
    wadedawg Posts: 315
    I want to go down on you faster than a Blizzard server.

    lol coffee left my mouth on that one
  • Haha!!! Her reply. "You must be an angel because since I met you I haven't been able to blink."

    WIN. :)
  • tikafly
    tikafly Posts: 184 Member
    Would you care to show me your motherboard?

    ummm hmm...
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