Thats fantastic Coco!!! See everyone, Coco can do it and you can too! Coco also brings up a good point....these fabricated back stories are complete lies, so there is almost always an INCIDENT in your past which is why you can no longer....deep sea dive, breakdance, whatever.

Never say exactly what the incident is because it leads to questions. Just refer to the incident and that you dont ever talk about the incident (with a haunted look)

Rebecca: Your bar name is Kitty! YOu have been a nurse for your entire adult life but you recently got "Let Go" The investigation is still pending so you cant really talk about it, but youve been accused of manually masturbating patients and selling their sperm to sperm banks.

But on a more positive note you are not jobless, you recently took a job with a shady character at the airport, but you are starting to think you are a spotter for the international sex trade, so you are actively seeking employment elsewhere.