Build me a man.
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Jennifer2387
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So .. I was thinking last night .. if I could get all Weird Science and build myself the perfect man what would I want?
He would have:
Good grammar
Look like this:
William Levy for those of you that can't see pics
He, of course, would speak Spanish because that makes me just swoon
He would have a voice like my ex-boyfriend, because his voice was so damn sexy.
He would tell me no when I need it, but give me my way most of the time ..lol
He would want to have sex with me allll the time.
He would never lie to me
He would never cheat on me
He would love to cook for me
He would take me to work out with him
He would write me sweet letters .. lol ( don't judge .. its my man)
He would love to decorate the Christmas tree with me
We would have a secret handshake.
Oh .. and he would love to watch the Bachelor and the Bachette with me.
He would love Steeler football and never ever never root for the Ravens.
Oh and he would get jealous when other boys talked to me, lol
Most of all .. he would love God as much as I do.
Yes, I am 12.
He would have:
Good grammar
Look like this:
William Levy for those of you that can't see pics
He, of course, would speak Spanish because that makes me just swoon
He would have a voice like my ex-boyfriend, because his voice was so damn sexy.
He would tell me no when I need it, but give me my way most of the time ..lol
He would want to have sex with me allll the time.
He would never lie to me
He would never cheat on me
He would love to cook for me
He would take me to work out with him
He would write me sweet letters .. lol ( don't judge .. its my man)
He would love to decorate the Christmas tree with me
We would have a secret handshake.
Oh .. and he would love to watch the Bachelor and the Bachette with me.
He would love Steeler football and never ever never root for the Ravens.
Oh and he would get jealous when other boys talked to me, lol
Most of all .. he would love God as much as I do.
Yes, I am 12.
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That's cute... When I read the title, I thought about sex toys. I'm not gonna lie.
Your dream guy sounds pretty good. Except for the part about the bachelor and writing letters.0 -
Jen, you crack me up. I love it!!! If you ever figure it out, I want the details on how you achieved such a thing!!
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Haha I counted and I am maybe 6 of those .0
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Build me a woman.
1. She must like me as I am and not try to change me.
2. She must not try to change me.
3. Please don't try to change me.
I also counted, I am nine of those.0 -
Haha I counted and I am maybe 6 of those .
No secret handshake?
Edit to add .. your picture looks like a Ken doll .. :flowerforyou:0 -
LOVE THIS!!0
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Build me a woman.
1. She must like me as I am and not try to change me.
2. She must not try to change me.
3. Please don't try to change me.
I also counted, I am nine of those.
Well .. there are only 13 that you could possibly be.
I wouldn't need to change you because you are already built! lol
Now if you would just consent to having a secret handshake with me.0 -
From your list I would only want 1,4,7,8,11 for my man.
The guy is good looking but not really my type, I don't speak spanish so don't need a guy to speak spanish, he can lie to me and tell me I don't have a fat @ss, girls need breaks from sex sometimes, I wouldn't want to work out with my guy that is my time to relax, I am an atheist so don't need a God lover,0 -
From your list my guy would only want 1,4,7,8,11.
The guy is good looking but not really my type, I don't speak spanish so don't need a guy to speak spanish, he can lie to me and tell me I don't have a fat @ss, girls need breaks from sex sometimes, I wouldn't want to work out with my guy that is my time to relax, I am an atheist so don't need a God lover,
I of course don't NEED him to speak Spanish .. but I would LOVE it .. because it is the PERFECT guy I would build. lol. I don't speak a word of Spanish either. Although, I do know the Spanish word for plate now, thank you Casey. lol.
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What if you build him and he doesn't want you??0
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I'll agree with all except the Steelers comment, Spanish speaking (although maybe it's good if we can't understand each other :laugh: ) and the Bachelor. Otherwise, good build.0
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What if you build him and he doesn't want you??
You would say that. lol
Hey .. how is your Ponchette??0 -
I'll agree with all except the Steelers comment, Spanish speaking (although maybe it's good if we can't understand each other :laugh: ) and the Bachelor. Otherwise, good build.
I should change that to say spanish as a second language ..lol0 -
Build me one too! Tall, a little bigger with a little gut, really funny, thinks I'm awesome, likes muffin tops, actually approaches me and asks me out and is a good kisser and willing to forgive my learning curves!0
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Haha I counted and I am maybe 6 of those .
No secret handshake?
Edit to add .. your picture looks like a Ken doll .. :flowerforyou:
No secret handshake but I'm sure one could be made.
Haha, dang ken doll copying my look :grumble: :laugh:0 -
I hit 7 of them, but I will NEVER root for the Steelers (which I always have and still do consider a positive trait). So I am graciously taking myself out of the running.
She is all yours fellas!0 -
I got 7.5 and possibly 9.5 but you said you were 12. Not interested. Come find me in about 20 years.0
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So .. I was thinking last night .. if I could get all Weird Science and build myself the perfect man what would I want?
He would have:
Good grammar For the most part
Look like this:Not even close
William Levy for those of you that can't see pics
He, of course, would speak Spanish because that makes me just swoon nope
He would have a voice like my ex-boyfriend, because his voice was so damn sexy. Can`t guess on that
He would tell me no when I need it, but give me my way most of the time ..lol No comment
He would want to have sex with me allll the time. Finally one I am 100% good on
He would never lie to me Who would ever say they would :laugh:
He would never cheat on me See above
He would love to cook for me Easy one there:smokin:
He would take me to work out with him Sure thing
He would write me sweet letters .. lol ( don't judge .. its my man) I could do that
He would love to decorate the Christmas tree with me Have not put up a tree since 1985 but cool with it
We would have a secret handshake. ?
Oh .. and he would love to watch the Bachelor and the Bachette with me. Not going to happen :happy:
He would love Steeler football and never ever never root for the Ravens. I won`t root against them unless they play the Jets
Oh and he would get jealous when other boys talked to me, lol Depends on how often and how many.
Most of all .. he would love God as much as I do. Yep
Yes, I am 12.0 -
I have tons of boyfriends AND girlfriends:
BOB
Jill
Palmela Handerson
They are all I need.0 -
I second loving Steelers and never going for the Ravens. That's pretty important. :drinker: 0
