cheeky chuckle at a US post on another forum

A new member posted from the UK saying that he has no idea how to translate it, but he has 5 stone to lose

A US member responded - "Cool, that's about 14 lb, you can do it!"

I WISH IT WAS!!!!!!!!!!

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  • I wish that as well. I have 17st to lose so that would mean that I'd really only have like 3st to lose. that'd be great. :bigsmile:
  • kendrafallon
    kendrafallon Posts: 1,030 Member
    Aww bless!! :laugh: Sometimes our friends across the pond make me laugh so much!! :laugh:
  • edessad
    edessad Posts: 91 Member
    From a Yank that has lived in the UK for 30 years, all I can say is, that is why I have lived in the UK for 30 years
  • farway
    farway Posts: 1,253 Member
    I think the sadder bit, unless I mis-understood, is a UK member cannot convert stones into pounds
  • I agree Farway!!!
  • BikerGran
    BikerGran Posts: 11 Member
    From a Yank that has lived in the UK for 30 years, all I can say is, that is why I have lived in the UK for 30 years


    :laugh: :laugh:
  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
    That's why everyone uses metric though.
  • Deka61
    Deka61 Posts: 74
    That's why everyone uses metric though.

    No we don't all use metric. I buy my beer in pints, I travel, measured in miles. Most people born before the 70's use both systems. Each has their merits.
  • farway
    farway Posts: 1,253 Member
    That's why everyone uses metric though.

    No we don't all use metric. I buy my beer in pints, I travel, measured in miles. Most people born before the 70's use both systems. Each has their merits.

    Agreed about merits, I weigh my food in grammes [mainly so it matches the labels & data elsewhere], drink pints of beer, buy kilos of carrots from supermarket, but pound of apples from greengrocer, my trouser waist size is in inches, as is leg length, and my weight is in stones & pounds, but I can do sums so able to convert if required
  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
    Sorry, I thought I could get away with satire in a UK forum.
  • Deka61
    Deka61 Posts: 74
    Sorry, I thought I could get away with satire in a UK forum.

    The net is such a limited form of communication in some respects. :wink:

    :laugh:
  • SuzMcH
    SuzMcH Posts: 343 Member
    I think the sadder bit, unless I mis-understood, is a UK member cannot convert stones into pounds

    Agree.
  • farway
    farway Posts: 1,253 Member
    Sorry, I thought I could get away with satire in a UK forum.

    You can if you use emoticon ;-)
  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
    Sorry, I thought I could get away with satire in a UK forum.

    You can if you use emoticon ;-)

    I find they both ruin the delivery and patronise the reader.
  • farway
    farway Posts: 1,253 Member
    Back under your bridge :bigsmile:
  • carolyn0613
    carolyn0613 Posts: 162 Member
    My husband says I'm crazy to want to work out how much fuel my car uses in miles per litre. Makes sense to me...
  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
    My husband says I'm crazy to want to work out how much fuel my car uses in miles per litre. Makes sense to me...

    It's not your fault the nation won't commit to SI units so that the world can all speak the same language.
  • BikerGran
    BikerGran Posts: 11 Member
    My husband says I'm crazy to want to work out how much fuel my car uses in miles per litre. Makes sense to me...

    It's not your fault the nation won't commit to SI units so that the world can all speak the same language.


    It wouldn't mean a thing to me (65 yrs) - MPG means something to my brain, as do miles, feet and inches, pounds and ounces. Still, another 20 years or so and there won't be a lot of us dinosaurs left..... :wink:
  • Deka61
    Deka61 Posts: 74
    Imperial units have their place. If I want to quickly measure a room or garden out I can use my feet, as a foot is approximately, well a foot (for a man). Want to measure a field? Pace it out, as a stride is approx. 1 yard. Most men have a built in ruler by the way, that they have all measured, usually between 6 to 7 inches long.

    Or as my old Mechanical engineering lecturer used to say "If feet and inches where good enough to get man to the moon, they are good enough for me"

    I do believe though that when used the imperial system, with fractions, and a base 12, kept your brain active, or it could be that today's generations lack the numeracy skills due to poor teaching, calculators, and lazy brains.
  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
    My husband says I'm crazy to want to work out how much fuel my car uses in miles per litre. Makes sense to me...

    It's not your fault the nation won't commit to SI units so that the world can all speak the same language.


    It wouldn't mean a thing to me (65 yrs) - MPG means something to my brain, as do miles, feet and inches, pounds and ounces. Still, another 20 years or so and there won't be a lot of us dinosaurs left..... :wink:

    It's a common arguement.....

    that falls down as soon as you mention the introduction of decimal currency :wink:
  • farway
    farway Posts: 1,253 Member
    Imperial units have their place. If I want to quickly measure a room or garden out I can use my feet, as a foot is approximately, well a foot (for a man). Want to measure a field? Pace it out, as a stride is approx. 1 yard. Most men have a built in ruler by the way, that they have all measured, usually between 6 to 7 inches long.
    .

    In engineering a common measure is a gnat's c0ck, I believe this is universal and works in both Imperial or metric
  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
    That violates the forum rules.

    And that's not real engineering.
  • It is if you are male gnat
  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
    He'd still be using a non-standard unit. Best he could hope for is simple carpentry or decorating.
  • Well with an average life expectancy of 10 days he would do well to get through the required city and guilds
  • BikerGran
    BikerGran Posts: 11 Member
    It's a common arguement.....

    that falls down as soon as you mention the introduction of decimal currency :wink:

    Well, no - because a) I was a lot younger then and b) We still have pounds in the decimal currency. :smile: