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My Boa Constrictor wrapped herself around my toddler...HELP!

SwannySez
SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
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So, I have a boa constrictor and I've had it for going on ten years now. Sinderella, my boa, has never liked my son Jake. She's ALWAYS been jealous of him, but Jake has also never really tried to warm up to her. So I have to say that they're really both at fault here.

Well, long story short, Sinderella seems to have managed to either get out of her enclosure, or maybe Jake somehow got in. See she has her own climate controlled room in our house and the door is like always locked, but somehow, Jake is in there and she's coiled around him and he does not look happy and nor does she.

I have tried talking to them both but they seem unwilling to resolve their differences. I love jake, but technically Sinderella was here first and I think she's entitled to some respect. On the other hand, Jake is my flesh and blood and I would hate to see him slowly asphyxiated and then swallowed whole.

I just don't know what to do! Does anyone have any experience in these kinds of situations? HELP!

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  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Bwaahahahaha :laugh:
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    Just put Jake outside make him a nice little cage, problem solved!
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    no, but I know who can..

    jake.jpg
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Easy.
















    Baby-skin boots! You can keep both!
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    You shouldn't have a toddler. Solves a lot of problems.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Use the snake to spank him with.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    i find that not having children helps.
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    If you have more children, you can use them for feeding the snake, and as a bonus, they won't as old as Jake, and you won't become so attached to them.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Baby-skin boots! You can keep both!
    Ok, I had not considered this. Those would be all kindsa supple!
    You shouldn't have a toddler. Solves a lot of problems.
    OMG! Where were you when I needed someone to punch his mama in the belly? It's a little late now!
    Use the snake to spank him with.
    This. This is good advice, but I can't think that Sinderella would go for it.
    i find that not having children helps.
    I will bear this in mind going forward, but in the meantime...snake...wrapped around toddler.
    If you have more children, you can use them for feeding the snake, and as a bonus, they won't as old as Jake, and you won't become so attached to them.
    You may have won. I am not awarding any prizes yey, but...you may have won.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Wait... someone let you procreate??
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    i find that not having children helps.
    I will bear this in mind going forward, but in the meantime...snake...wrapped around toddler.


    give it five minutes and the problem will resolve itself.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Wait... someone let you procreate??

    :drinker:
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Wait... someone let you procreate??
    Oh goodness no! Jake's one of them store-bought babies what they grow in the dish and then shoot up in the woman's gloriest of glories with a fancy-pants turkey baster. They did grow him from my tooth though. Sigh. There were my last one.
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
    badger badger badger snake SNAKE HORRIBLE SNAKE
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Use the snake to spank him with.
    This. This is good advice, but I can't think that Sinderella would go for it.

    This will teach them both a lesson.
    Him for going into the room.
    Her for playing with her food!
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    badger badger badger snake SNAKE HORRIBLE SNAKE

    Mushroom MUSHROOM!
  • bethgames
    bethgames Posts: 534 Member
    Snakes make great pets! You need to teach your toddler how to respect pets and care for them properly otherwise the pet may become unpredictable and possibly dangerous. This situation is never the pets fault, but that of the owners. Therefore your child may be causing their own problems in the future. JS
  • HealthyBodySickMind
    HealthyBodySickMind Posts: 1,207 Member
    Obviously you're doing it wrong. Take a lesson from these folks:

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  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
    You should take your baby to be baptized in one of those snake handling churches

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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Snakes make great pets! You need to teach your toddler how to respect pets and care for them properly otherwise the pet may become unpredictable and possibly dangerous. This situation is never the pets fault, but that of the owners. Therefore your child may be causing their own problems in the future. JS
    I don't know you, but it's clear to everyone who has ever seen the world wide webpage that this advice is flawed and that you may have an STD. I will not stand here and allow your to spew disease at all of us!
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
    Maybe you should buy a cat to wrestle the snake off of the kid.
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  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
    Wait; get that dam snake away from the baby at least until you can get a video camera set-up and sell some tickets to the wrestling match between the two of them.

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