WoW Recruitment

JaneDough_
JaneDough_ Posts: 301 Member
edited January 23 in Social Groups
Any healers looking for a guild?! :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

We need heals!!

<Twisted Sanity>
Server: Dentarg
25 main raiding guild
Raids: Monday, Wednesday, Thursday from 8PM EST to 11PM

We are looking for 1-2 more heals and 2-3 more dps

We are a serious raiding guild! Several of us have been raiding together for over 6 years and we plan on defeating the most difficult encounters this expansion has to offer.

*WoW is more than just grinding, and <Twisted Sanity > knows that! Join us for squirrel discussions, scavenger hunts, sleepovers, BASE jumping and more! PST for info.

* Squirrel worship. Frank discussions about gnome psychology. Suicide charges into The Undercity. An alt-a-holic meeting on Thursday nights. <Twisted Sanity > knows how to get you to 200 days /played without losing your sanity. PST for info!

* Do you miss having fun in WoW? Need a guild that’s your friends, support group, mommy AND crazy uncle Joe all in one? Join <Twisted Sanity > and see what you’re missing! PST for info.

○ <Twisted Sanity> offers ALL the BEST features: *Cool green “guild chat” font colors, *Free demotions, *Penguin Ninjas, *Sandcastle HQ, *Guild bankruptcy, *Canadian gnomes , *Gnomes, *1/2 price flasks for raiding *All the [Goretusk Liver] you can eat, *And so much more! Well, nothing more.

○ Van Cleef annihilated us. Gnomer gave us night terrors. Our bones line the walls of Scarlet Monestary. Our ghosts help serve Moroes in Kara. And zoning into Zul’Aman killed us immediately. <Twisted Sanity > – We wipe with *style*. PST to join today!

○ So, I had this dream last night, right? There was a pygmy circus clown, a demon-possessed bunny rabbit and Chester A. Arthur, all chanting “Join <Twisted Sanity>!” Then I woke up, drenched in sweat and clutching a [Rabbit Foot]. I think it’s a sign.

○ Are you bored with not dying all the time? Then join <Twisted Sanity >, and find yourself so engrossed in guild chat that you’ll be running off cliffs and pulling 20 mobs at once in no time! <TS> is recommended by 4 out of 5 Spirit Healers.

○ Lost? Confused? Lonely? Constipated? Twitterpated? Giggly? Hurt? Crazy? Boggled? Excitable? Bumfuzzled? Hungry? Kidnapped? Sweet-smelling? <Twisted Sanity>: The guild for every state of mind. PST for more info!

○ Are you afraid of guild drama? Guildies with contagious diseases the doctors have yet to identify? Raid looting rules so complex that IRS agents run screaming for the hills? Then <Twisted Sanity> and our relaxed, mature guild might be for you!

○ Are you: * friendly * slightly crazy, but in a good way * an altaholic * looking for a WoW experience beyond the grind * prone to falling off cliffs * mature, and * dead sexy? Join <Twisted Sanity > and find your perfect fit!

○ Several of us have been raiding together for close to 6 years. Come enjoy being part of this guild! Members must share our common goal. First and foremost we want to stress that this is not a guild for your alt. We are a guild focused on defeating the most difficult encounters in the game. We work as a team to reach our goals and when we raid, we are working as one well-oiled machine, rather than a group of people working for their own benefit. If your primary focus in the high-end game is to acquire loot, then we are not the right guild for you. We consider loot to be a byproduct of our goals, which is to progress as a guild, crush endgame content and have fun while doing it. We are looking for players who are tired of not quite getting there, and would like to experience the top tier content that MoP has to offer!

Replies

  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    If I ever start playing again I would be down. Don't think I've logged in in like 6 mos.
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    Ditto to Jac.. although I don't know how I feel about rolling an alliance toon :-/
  • JaneDough_
    JaneDough_ Posts: 301 Member
    We seriously need heals guys! Come on! :laugh:

    I'll even pay for your transfer :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
  • soldier4242
    soldier4242 Posts: 1,368 Member
    Certainly sounds like an interesting group of people you have there. I found your advertisements to be a little inconsistent perhaps that just goes with the territory of having your sanity twisted but if we were on the same server I would give you guys a shot.
  • soldier4242
    soldier4242 Posts: 1,368 Member
    Ditto to Jac.. although I don't know how I feel about rolling an alliance toon :-/

    My wife chose alliance and I wanted to play with her so I had to choose alliance. I already like the the horde but I gotta tell you alliance is pretty darn cool too.

    I wish the factions could talk to each other but I think there would be too much trash talk if that were the case.
  • Ashwee87
    Ashwee87 Posts: 695 Member
    We seriously need heals guys! Come on! :laugh:

    I'll even pay for your transfer :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:

    This seriously tempts me. I already have an alliance healer (druid) on another server. I need my break from WoW to last longer than just 2 months though. lol I played/raided for almost a year straight. I am all WoW'd out. D:
  • ahviendha
    ahviendha Posts: 1,291 Member
    aww man my tree and shaman would so be there! too bad they're 80 and horde =(
  • JaneDough_
    JaneDough_ Posts: 301 Member
    Certainly sounds like an interesting group of people you have there. I found your advertisements to be a little inconsistent perhaps that just goes with the territory of having your sanity twisted but if we were on the same server I would give you guys a shot.

    Well most of us have been playing together since BC. We are a good group of friends. We love raiding. Been doing 25 mans since back BC. Inconsistent in what aspect? It's just humor. I find it rather bother to do the whole same lame routine over and over again.
  • JaneDough_
    JaneDough_ Posts: 301 Member
    We seriously need heals guys! Come on! :laugh:

    I'll even pay for your transfer :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:

    This seriously tempts me. I already have an alliance healer (druid) on another server. I need my break from WoW to last longer than just 2 months though. lol I played/raided for almost a year straight. I am all WoW'd out. D:

    Raiyen... you rookie! :P
  • Ashwee87
    Ashwee87 Posts: 695 Member
    We seriously need heals guys! Come on! :laugh:

    I'll even pay for your transfer :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:

    This seriously tempts me. I already have an alliance healer (druid) on another server. I need my break from WoW to last longer than just 2 months though. lol I played/raided for almost a year straight. I am all WoW'd out. D:

    Raiyen... you rookie! :P

    Pshhhh...I ain't no rookie! I have over 9,000ndddddddddddddddddddddddd <.<

    Rookie...Wookie....Cookie....I want to see a wookie eating a cookie while being a rookie.

    God I am so weird....>.>
  • soldier4242
    soldier4242 Posts: 1,368 Member
    Certainly sounds like an interesting group of people you have there. I found your advertisements to be a little inconsistent perhaps that just goes with the territory of having your sanity twisted but if we were on the same server I would give you guys a shot.

    Well most of us have been playing together since BC. We are a good group of friends. We love raiding. Been doing 25 mans since back BC. Inconsistent in what aspect? It's just humor. I find it rather bother to do the whole same lame routine over and over again.

    I was just being humorous as well but one of your ads was saying that you are a serious group of raiders and another of your ads says that you all die with rare efficiency. I know it is just a joke I didn't think you were actually trying to kill off your own guildies. I was just pointing it out because of the guild name.
  • JaneDough_
    JaneDough_ Posts: 301 Member
    Certainly sounds like an interesting group of people you have there. I found your advertisements to be a little inconsistent perhaps that just goes with the territory of having your sanity twisted but if we were on the same server I would give you guys a shot.

    Well most of us have been playing together since BC. We are a good group of friends. We love raiding. Been doing 25 mans since back BC. Inconsistent in what aspect? It's just humor. I find it rather bother to do the whole same lame routine over and over again.

    I was just being humorous as well but one of your ads was saying that you are a serious group of raiders and another of your ads says that you all die with rare efficiency. I know it is just a joke I didn't think you were actually trying to kill off your own guildies. I was just pointing it out because of the guild name.

    Yeah the name is dumb :(
    My ex-brother-in-law chose the name. I blame him for the stupid guild name. lol
  • hersheythecat
    hersheythecat Posts: 117 Member
    Sounds like a fun guild if I raided. I'm just starting back into dungeons after having been out of dungeons since the release.

    I do like to die with finesse though. ;)

    Nothing like jumping off the side of a mountain (mage) just because you don't want to fight all the things chasing you. :)
  • soldier4242
    soldier4242 Posts: 1,368 Member
    Certainly sounds like an interesting group of people you have there. I found your advertisements to be a little inconsistent perhaps that just goes with the territory of having your sanity twisted but if we were on the same server I would give you guys a shot.

    Well most of us have been playing together since BC. We are a good group of friends. We love raiding. Been doing 25 mans since back BC. Inconsistent in what aspect? It's just humor. I find it rather bother to do the whole same lame routine over and over again.

    I was just being humorous as well but one of your ads was saying that you are a serious group of raiders and another of your ads says that you all die with rare efficiency. I know it is just a joke I didn't think you were actually trying to kill off your own guildies. I was just pointing it out because of the guild name.

    Yeah the name is dumb :(
    My ex-brother-in-law chose the name. I blame him for the stupid guild name. lol

    Oh I wasn't even trying to call the guild name stupid. I just figured that if you have twisted sanity you can expect some crazy ads that don't necessarily all focus on a single theme.
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    If I hadn't just blown a lot of money transferring all my healers to Proudmoore I'd seriously consider it. Always kinda wanted to raid 25-man.
  • JaneDough_
    JaneDough_ Posts: 301 Member
    25 man is where it's at!!!
  • LitaRose77
    LitaRose77 Posts: 124 Member
    Sounds cool, too bad I am clueless how to play a healer....or raid for that matter...
  • TeachTheGirl
    TeachTheGirl Posts: 2,091 Member
    If this was Vanilla WoW, I'd be all over it.

    Sadly didn't play a healer past level 60.
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