Every day, a woman stood on her front porch and shouted, "Praise the Lord!"

And everyday the atheist next door yelled, "There is no Lord!"

One she prayed, "Lord, I'm hungry. Please send me some groceries."

The next morning she found a big bag of food on the stairs. "Praise the Lord," she shouted.

"Ha! I told you there was no Lord," her neighbor said, jumping from behind a bush. "I bought those groceries."

"Praise the Lord!" the woman said. "He not only sent me some groceries, but he made the devil pay for them.":laugh: