We are going to need proof

My penis is huge! I've learned after one time zipping it up to properly lay it next to my leg before zipping.

Sometimes I don't get it put away before zipping up and it gets caught.

Anyone else with this problem?

I used to before i started wearing boxer briefs. That sh[/i]it hurts when the flesh of the underbelly gets caught in the zipper and tears.

I'm dealing with a similar issue this week. I was trimming the neighborhood, and the guard on the clippers fell off. Instinct and reaction took over, and I tried to catch the guard, and nicked the underbelly. It bled forever.

Don't belong in this group, but joined just to say:

"You sure you aren't confusing your penis with one of your pubes again"

:devil: :laugh:

*hides*

That made my vagina pucker!

I like puckered vagina. I may need to flash this with a partner in the future.

How in the hell did you get the beans above the frank?

We are going to need proof

I have a friend on my FL who posted this:

I want measurements. His too big could be someone else's "meh". Know what I mean? He's your friend. Ask him on my behalf. ;-)

:laugh:

I hope it was a female

It was.

get a reduction.

"If zipper grabs skin, you know you had it out when you should'a had it in"

Alice Cooper - from the song "Better Be Good" , from the album "Zipper Catches Skin"