I feel like I am doing too much for you women
_SantaClause_
Posts: 215 Member
thus, insulting you.
*Paying for meals
*Holding doors open
*Open car doors
*Helping you at the gym
*Giving you babies
What the fuck can you do for yourselves?
*Paying for meals
*Holding doors open
*Open car doors
*Helping you at the gym
*Giving you babies
What the fuck can you do for yourselves?
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We can change our own tampons...unless you wanna do that for us as well0
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Taking out the trash...
Paying the bills...
Jerking off so you aren't forced to put out...0 -
Chauvanist.0
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Don't forget calling me "sweetie." Jerk!0
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CCSMB...I think I love you. LOL
Let's see, we can cook your meals, wash your clothes, clean UP after you fellas, deal with YOUR MOTHER so you don't have to, keep up with the kids, make sure everything is scheduled down to the minute so you don't have to friggin deal with that...shall I go on?0 -
Considering the popularity of the heinous crime against humanity that is 50 Shades of Grey, having a man change our tampons is apparently a wdespread fantasy.We can change our own tampons...unless you wanna do that for us as well0 -
CCSMB...I think I love you. LOL
Let's see, we can cook your meals, wash your clothes, clean UP after you fellas, deal with YOUR MOTHER so you don't have to, keep up with the kids, make sure everything is scheduled down to the minute so you don't have to friggin deal with that...shall I go on?
I do all the cooking, all the laundry and my mother's dead.
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CCSMB...I think I love you. LOL
Let's see, we can cook your meals, wash your clothes, clean UP after you fellas, deal with YOUR MOTHER so you don't have to, keep up with the kids, make sure everything is scheduled down to the minute so you don't have to friggin deal with that...shall I go on?
Why are you so *****y?0 -
Keep fighting the good fight.0
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IN, I hate getting my hands dirty. BTW OP I use OB's if that helps you decide.We can change our own tampons...unless you wanna do that for us as well0 -
CCSMB...I think I love you. LOL
Let's see, we can cook your meals, wash your clothes, clean UP after you fellas, deal with YOUR MOTHER so you don't have to, keep up with the kids, make sure everything is scheduled down to the minute so you don't have to friggin deal with that...shall I go on?
I do all the cooking, all the laundry and my mother's dead.
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BRB...whew I had to check this guys profile for a second there I thought hubs got an account. Except his mom's alive but I thought there might be something I didn't know yet.0 -
CCSMB...I think I love you. LOL
Let's see, we can cook your meals, wash your clothes, clean UP after you fellas, deal with YOUR MOTHER so you don't have to, keep up with the kids, make sure everything is scheduled down to the minute so you don't have to friggin deal with that...shall I go on?
I don't do any of that stuff. But i give BJ's so i don't need to.0 -
Considering the popularity of the heinous crime against humanity that is 50 Shades of Grey, having a man change our tampons is apparently a wdespread fantasy.We can change our own tampons...unless you wanna do that for us as well
Beat me to it, i heard people pay for this.0 -
CCSMB...I think I love you. LOL
Let's see, we can cook your meals, wash your clothes, clean UP after you fellas, deal with YOUR MOTHER so you don't have to, keep up with the kids, make sure everything is scheduled down to the minute so you don't have to friggin deal with that...shall I go on?
Sounds like you need a less lazy man..0 -
CCSMB...I think I love you. LOL
Let's see, we can cook your meals, wash your clothes, clean UP after you fellas, deal with YOUR MOTHER so you don't have to, keep up with the kids, make sure everything is scheduled down to the minute so you don't have to friggin deal with that...shall I go on?
I don't do any of that stuff. But i give BJ's so i don't need to.
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I only need a man to help reproduce and kill spiders.
I already have two kids.
Bug spray.
Yep, I'm set. I shall remain single.0 -
It would be nice if they could put the toilet seat up when they're done!0
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Considering the popularity of the heinous crime against humanity that is 50 Shades of Grey, having a man change our tampons is apparently a wdespread fantasy.We can change our own tampons...unless you wanna do that for us as well
NO F*CKING WAY!0 -
It's not MY fantasy, but then I think those books are godawful.
Considering the popularity of the heinous crime against humanity that is 50 Shades of Grey, having a man change our tampons is apparently a wdespread fantasy.We can change our own tampons...unless you wanna do that for us as well
NO F*CKING WAY!0 -
Thank you for all your services :laugh:0
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CCSMB...I think I love you. LOL
Let's see, we can cook your meals, wash your clothes, clean UP after you fellas, deal with YOUR MOTHER so you don't have to, keep up with the kids, make sure everything is scheduled down to the minute so you don't have to friggin deal with that...shall I go on?
Sounds like you need a less lazy man..
Agreed. I cook for myself, wash my own clothes, clean up and am very tidy, I don't even talk to my mom, and have no kids. But I would ****ing love it for someone to schedule **** for me.0 -
Considering the popularity of the heinous crime against humanity that is 50 Shades of Grey, having a man change our tampons is apparently a wdespread fantasy.We can change our own tampons...unless you wanna do that for us as well
NO F*CKING WAY!
Seems like this is more likely be in the twilight books...go figure0 -
CCSMB...I think I love you. LOL
Let's see, we can cook your meals, wash your clothes, clean UP after you fellas, deal with YOUR MOTHER so you don't have to, keep up with the kids, make sure everything is scheduled down to the minute so you don't have to friggin deal with that...shall I go on?
Sounds like you need a less lazy man..
Agreed. I cook for myself, wash my own clothes, clean up and am very tidy, I don't even talk to my mom, and have no kids. But I would ****ing love it for someone to schedule **** for me.
What do you need a schedule for if you ain't got kids?0 -
It's not MY fantasy, but then I think those books are godawful.
Considering the popularity of the heinous crime against humanity that is 50 Shades of Grey, having a man change our tampons is apparently a wdespread fantasy.We can change our own tampons...unless you wanna do that for us as well
NO F*CKING WAY!
Those damn books!!!!! I would safe word that **** so fast......oh wait, they had nothing to do with safe, sane and consensual0 -
CCSMB...I think I love you. LOL
Let's see, we can cook your meals, wash your clothes, clean UP after you fellas, deal with YOUR MOTHER so you don't have to, keep up with the kids, make sure everything is scheduled down to the minute so you don't have to friggin deal with that...shall I go on?
Sounds like you need a less lazy man..
Agreed. I cook for myself, wash my own clothes, clean up and am very tidy, I don't even talk to my mom, and have no kids. But I would ****ing love it for someone to schedule **** for me.
What do you need a schedule for if you ain't got kids?
For appointments and stuff. I hate doing that and generally avoid it.0 -
It's not MY fantasy, but then I think those books are godawful.
Considering the popularity of the heinous crime against humanity that is 50 Shades of Grey, having a man change our tampons is apparently a wdespread fantasy.We can change our own tampons...unless you wanna do that for us as well
NO F*CKING WAY!
Those damn books!!!!! I would safe word that **** so fast......oh wait, they had nothing to do with safe, sane and consensual
Talk about an uber amount of red flags.0 -
We can change our own tampons...unless you wanna do that for us as well
I've done that for women before. Also, a lot worse. I could tell you a story that would make most men cringe.0 -
CCSMB...I think I love you. LOL
Let's see, we can cook your meals, wash your clothes, clean UP after you fellas, deal with YOUR MOTHER so you don't have to, keep up with the kids, make sure everything is scheduled down to the minute so you don't have to friggin deal with that...shall I go on?
Shi[/i]t! You do all of that. Can we get married? I do all of that now. Well, except for deal with my mother. I ain't got time for that.0 -
It would be nice if they could put the toilet seat up when they're done!
No fuc[/i]king kidding. I get tired of pissing all over the damned thing when they leave it down.0 -
Considering the popularity of the heinous crime against humanity that is 50 Shades of Grey, having a man change our tampons is apparently a wdespread fantasy.We can change our own tampons...unless you wanna do that for us as well
NO F*CKING WAY!
Seems like this is more likely be in the twilight books...go figure
I was totally trying to tie this to Team Edward/Team Jacob but didn't want to seem too "faggy".0
