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I feel like I am doing too much for you women

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_SantaClause_
_SantaClause_ Posts: 215 Member
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thus, insulting you.


*Paying for meals
*Holding doors open
*Open car doors
*Helping you at the gym
*Giving you babies

What the fuck can you do for yourselves?
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  • CCSMB
    CCSMB Posts: 19
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    We can change our own tampons...unless you wanna do that for us as well
  • dirty_dirty_eater
    dirty_dirty_eater Posts: 574 Member
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    Taking out the trash...
    Paying the bills...
    Jerking off so you aren't forced to put out...
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    Chauvanist.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    Don't forget calling me "sweetie." Jerk!
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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    CCSMB...I think I love you. LOL

    Let's see, we can cook your meals, wash your clothes, clean UP after you fellas, deal with YOUR MOTHER so you don't have to, keep up with the kids, make sure everything is scheduled down to the minute so you don't have to friggin deal with that...shall I go on?
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    We can change our own tampons...unless you wanna do that for us as well
    Considering the popularity of the heinous crime against humanity that is 50 Shades of Grey, having a man change our tampons is apparently a wdespread fantasy.
  • dirty_dirty_eater
    dirty_dirty_eater Posts: 574 Member
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    CCSMB...I think I love you. LOL

    Let's see, we can cook your meals, wash your clothes, clean UP after you fellas, deal with YOUR MOTHER so you don't have to, keep up with the kids, make sure everything is scheduled down to the minute so you don't have to friggin deal with that...shall I go on?

    I do all the cooking, all the laundry and my mother's dead.

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  • _SantaClause_
    _SantaClause_ Posts: 215 Member
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    CCSMB...I think I love you. LOL

    Let's see, we can cook your meals, wash your clothes, clean UP after you fellas, deal with YOUR MOTHER so you don't have to, keep up with the kids, make sure everything is scheduled down to the minute so you don't have to friggin deal with that...shall I go on?


    Why are you so *****y?
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
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    Keep fighting the good fight.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    We can change our own tampons...unless you wanna do that for us as well
    IN, I hate getting my hands dirty. BTW OP I use OB's if that helps you decide.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    CCSMB...I think I love you. LOL

    Let's see, we can cook your meals, wash your clothes, clean UP after you fellas, deal with YOUR MOTHER so you don't have to, keep up with the kids, make sure everything is scheduled down to the minute so you don't have to friggin deal with that...shall I go on?

    I do all the cooking, all the laundry and my mother's dead.

    Next

    BRB...whew I had to check this guys profile for a second there I thought hubs got an account. Except his mom's alive but I thought there might be something I didn't know yet.
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
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    CCSMB...I think I love you. LOL

    Let's see, we can cook your meals, wash your clothes, clean UP after you fellas, deal with YOUR MOTHER so you don't have to, keep up with the kids, make sure everything is scheduled down to the minute so you don't have to friggin deal with that...shall I go on?

    I don't do any of that stuff. But i give BJ's so i don't need to.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
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    We can change our own tampons...unless you wanna do that for us as well
    Considering the popularity of the heinous crime against humanity that is 50 Shades of Grey, having a man change our tampons is apparently a wdespread fantasy.

    Beat me to it, i heard people pay for this.
  • _SantaClause_
    _SantaClause_ Posts: 215 Member
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    CCSMB...I think I love you. LOL

    Let's see, we can cook your meals, wash your clothes, clean UP after you fellas, deal with YOUR MOTHER so you don't have to, keep up with the kids, make sure everything is scheduled down to the minute so you don't have to friggin deal with that...shall I go on?

    Sounds like you need a less lazy man..
  • dirty_dirty_eater
    dirty_dirty_eater Posts: 574 Member
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    CCSMB...I think I love you. LOL

    Let's see, we can cook your meals, wash your clothes, clean UP after you fellas, deal with YOUR MOTHER so you don't have to, keep up with the kids, make sure everything is scheduled down to the minute so you don't have to friggin deal with that...shall I go on?

    I don't do any of that stuff. But i give BJ's so i don't need to.


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  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,220 Member
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    I only need a man to help reproduce and kill spiders.

    I already have two kids.

    Bug spray.

    Yep, I'm set. I shall remain single.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    It would be nice if they could put the toilet seat up when they're done!
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
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    We can change our own tampons...unless you wanna do that for us as well
    Considering the popularity of the heinous crime against humanity that is 50 Shades of Grey, having a man change our tampons is apparently a wdespread fantasy.

    NO F*CKING WAY!
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    We can change our own tampons...unless you wanna do that for us as well
    Considering the popularity of the heinous crime against humanity that is 50 Shades of Grey, having a man change our tampons is apparently a wdespread fantasy.

    NO F*CKING WAY!
    It's not MY fantasy, but then I think those books are godawful.
  • suziepoo1984
    suziepoo1984 Posts: 915 Member
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    Thank you for all your services :laugh:

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