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davebarron
davebarron Posts: 30
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"Today I'm going to 'redefine' lunch by giving it to people who never had lunch before." - Panti Bliss

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  • peacehawk
    peacehawk Posts: 421 Member
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    A piece of celey walks into a bar. A second one follows behind. The first one leaves the bar and goes into a cafe. The second one shows up there a short time later. What does the first piece of celery say to the second one?



    A: "Are you stalking me?"
  • GhostriderMav
    GhostriderMav Posts: 308 Member
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    The family of tomatoes
    A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"

  • jazzine1
    jazzine1 Posts: 280 Member
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    Q: What do you call two banana peels?

    A: A pair of slippers.
  • wikpix
    wikpix Posts: 31 Member
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    the watermelon says to the rockmelon 'let's run away and get married'
    The rockmelon says 'i'm sorry, but I canteloupe'
  • Nerketa
    Nerketa Posts: 3 Member
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    :D
  • DomieCarrasco
    DomieCarrasco Posts: 53 Member
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    Alright, let me tell you a good pizza joke.

    Wait, it might be a little to cheeeesy for some of y'all.

    ......

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