This is Take Your Medicine, Americans Week.
Last night was the perfect start to this week.

National Squidturday.
Who was the first person who thought "That ugly thing would be delicious"?

National Metric Day.
Monday is a 86,400,000 long milliseconds.

National Kick Butt Day.
Get up off your *kitten* and kick start your day.

Birthdays:
Alek Skarlatos, 24
Phi Phi O'Hara, 31
Mario Lopez Jr, 43
Beverly Goldberg, 47
David Lee Roth, 61

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
If you don't have a twisted sense of humor, we ain't gonna get along.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants