Niiice.. I like it!

Haha! I really like this!

That would make me get up fast and punch them on the way on the door - so true!

banditmistress wrote: »

So I had this one thrown at me the other day while I was being lazy and avoiding my walk.

Has anyone ever complimented you on how well you sit on a couch?

That's totally true! And so eye opening!

Three sons discussed the gifts they were able to give to their aged mother.

The first said, “I built a big house for our mom”. The second said “I sent her a Mercedes with a driver”. The third said “I have beaten you both. You remember how mom enjoyed the bible? And you know she can’t see very well any longer. I sent her a unique parrot that recited the entire bible. He’s a one of a kind!”

Soon, mother writes letters;
“Milton, the house you built is very huge. I live only in a room. But I have to clean the whole house. Gerald. I am too old to travel anymore. I stay at home most of the time, so I rarely use the car.”

Then, “Dearest Donald, you have the good sense of knowledge what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious!”