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johnlreeb
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This is:
Arrr-gust: International Pirate Month.
You know you want to. Talk like a pirate all month. Tell that one pirate joke you know. Or just visit Somalia.
National Win With Civility Month.
Follow the great examples that were set by Hillary and Donald.
Happiness Happens Month.
Does it? Or do we create it?
Rounds Resounding Day.
Row, row, your boat gently down the stream. Your turn.
Now try to get that earworm out of your day.
World Naked Sailing Day.
Watch out for sun and wind burrrrns and be carrreful nearrr the halyarrrrds.
National Mead Day.
When is the last time you walked into a barrrr and bought a round of mead?
National Girlfriends Day.
Surprise her. Remember it.
National Raspberrry Cream Pie Day.
More tiny seeds to get caught between yourrr teeth.
World's Fair of Money Begins.
What a great idea! Get a bunch of people to fly to Denverrr to pay way morrre than face value for money.
Birthdays:
Tylerrr Farrr, 33
Vanessa Huxtable, 44
Joseph Thomas Elliott Jrrr. 58
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
Arrr-gust: International Pirate Month.
You know you want to. Talk like a pirate all month. Tell that one pirate joke you know. Or just visit Somalia.
National Win With Civility Month.
Follow the great examples that were set by Hillary and Donald.
Happiness Happens Month.
Does it? Or do we create it?
Rounds Resounding Day.
Row, row, your boat gently down the stream. Your turn.
Now try to get that earworm out of your day.
World Naked Sailing Day.
Watch out for sun and wind burrrrns and be carrreful nearrr the halyarrrrds.
National Mead Day.
When is the last time you walked into a barrrr and bought a round of mead?
National Girlfriends Day.
Surprise her. Remember it.
National Raspberrry Cream Pie Day.
More tiny seeds to get caught between yourrr teeth.
World's Fair of Money Begins.
What a great idea! Get a bunch of people to fly to Denverrr to pay way morrre than face value for money.
Birthdays:
Tylerrr Farrr, 33
Vanessa Huxtable, 44
Joseph Thomas Elliott Jrrr. 58
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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Why couldn't the pirate play cards? Because he was standing on the Deck (insert rim shot here)0
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On this date August 1st in 1941, the Willy's Truck Company introduced the Jeep for use by the US Army. The Army needed a lightweight 4-wheel drive vehicle for the war effort.1
