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johnlreeb
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National Peanut Butter Day
Warning: May contain peanuts or artificial peanuts. May be manufactured on equipment that processes products containing peanuts. If you cannot breathe after ingesting this product, do not drive or operate heavy machinery.
Eskimo Pie Day
Shouldn't this have been celebrated yesterday with all the other pies, and do you prefer fresh or frozen Eskimos?
National Compliment Day
No, honey, those pants don't make your a*ss look big.
Beer Can Appreciation Day
If it weren't for beer cans, what would rednecks' buds hold while watching them do something that will land them in the ER?
National "Just Do It" Day
Tomorrow. Maybe next week, or next month. I really need to get this done.
National Lobster Thermidor Day
A moderate counterrevolutionary stage following an extremist stage of a revolution and usually characterized often through the medium of a dictatorship by an emphasis on the restoration of order, a relaxation of tensions, and some return to patterns of life held to be normal lobster.
Huh?
Belly Laugh Day
Be in the ready at 1:24 PM.
Birthdays:
Andrew Baines Bernard, 44
Mary Lou Retton, 50
Neil Leslie Diamond, 77
John Belushi, --
Warning: May contain peanuts or artificial peanuts. May be manufactured on equipment that processes products containing peanuts. If you cannot breathe after ingesting this product, do not drive or operate heavy machinery.
Eskimo Pie Day
Shouldn't this have been celebrated yesterday with all the other pies, and do you prefer fresh or frozen Eskimos?
National Compliment Day
No, honey, those pants don't make your a*ss look big.
Beer Can Appreciation Day
If it weren't for beer cans, what would rednecks' buds hold while watching them do something that will land them in the ER?
National "Just Do It" Day
Tomorrow. Maybe next week, or next month. I really need to get this done.
National Lobster Thermidor Day
A moderate counterrevolutionary stage following an extremist stage of a revolution and usually characterized often through the medium of a dictatorship by an emphasis on the restoration of order, a relaxation of tensions, and some return to patterns of life held to be normal lobster.
Huh?
Belly Laugh Day
Be in the ready at 1:24 PM.
Birthdays:
Andrew Baines Bernard, 44
Mary Lou Retton, 50
Neil Leslie Diamond, 77
John Belushi, --
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Beer Can Appreciation Day
If it weren't for beer cans, what would rednecks' buds hold while watching them do something that will land them in the ER?
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mason jars with moonshine
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