This is:
Minimally Invasive Surgery Week.
OK, who's up for a needless laparoscopic lumpless lumpectomy?

Be Kind To Humankind Week.
This is like a vacation spot, all-inclusive, and like a vacation, one day is already gone. See, you can do this! Or not.

National Championship Chuckwagon Race Week.
https://youtu.be/TTx_fwP1-pw

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Today is:
Banana Lover's Day.
OK, that's just sick.

Just Because Day.
That's why.

National Pots de Creme Day.
Anyone who admits to knowing what the hell that is, just turn in your Guy Card.

National Petroleum Day.
What a great idea. Celebrate the Oil Barons, Sheiks, and OPEC members who screw us every time they find an excuse to raise prices...like Tuesday.

Motorist Consideration Monday.
This is for you, Subaru, Volvo, Odyssey, Sienna, and Scion drivers. Be considerate and stay the hell out of the two left lanes!

Kiss Me Day.
I remember kisses.

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Birthdays:
Jesse Pinkman, 39
Miranda Bailey, 49
Paul Rubenfeld, 66
Susan Ker Weld, 75
Daryl Frank Dragon, 76
Thomas Adrian Sands, 81