What Day Is It?
johnlreeb
Posts: 637 Member
Guardian Angels Day.
Mine has put in for a transfer.
National Custodial Workers Day.
With their PC name reassignment, they are no longer allowed to wear coveralls. The new uniform de rigueur is white shirt, dress wranglers, patent leather Dr Martins and hand-tied Day-Glo pink bow tie.
World No Alcohol Day.
I will have no alcohol today...until about 9:30 tonight, at which time I will have a martini to toast the day.
National Fried Scallops Day.
Who was the first human who saw that disgusting looking object scurrying along the ocean floor and thought "that would taste good fried"?
National Name Your Car Day.
If you identify yourself as a male, and you have named your car, just turn in your guy card now, proceed to the nearest cocktail lounge and order yourself a Pink Squirrel.
Birthdays:
Tiffany Renee Darwish, 47
James Donald Root, 47
Kelly Maria Ripa, 48
Jennifer Melfi, 64
Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner, 67
Donna Ivy Faske, 70
Donald McLean III, 73
Mine has put in for a transfer.
National Custodial Workers Day.
With their PC name reassignment, they are no longer allowed to wear coveralls. The new uniform de rigueur is white shirt, dress wranglers, patent leather Dr Martins and hand-tied Day-Glo pink bow tie.
World No Alcohol Day.
I will have no alcohol today...until about 9:30 tonight, at which time I will have a martini to toast the day.
National Fried Scallops Day.
Who was the first human who saw that disgusting looking object scurrying along the ocean floor and thought "that would taste good fried"?
National Name Your Car Day.
If you identify yourself as a male, and you have named your car, just turn in your guy card now, proceed to the nearest cocktail lounge and order yourself a Pink Squirrel.
Birthdays:
Tiffany Renee Darwish, 47
James Donald Root, 47
Kelly Maria Ripa, 48
Jennifer Melfi, 64
Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner, 67
Donna Ivy Faske, 70
Donald McLean III, 73
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See, you WERE missed!
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Thanks Al.0
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OMG my DW loves scallops almost more than life itself. Lots of critters scurrying in the mud including Crab and Lobster that can be pretty tasty.
Hey you have been missed for sure.
Yeah I don't name my cars other than to say "that's my car" or "that's my Subaru" or whatever. Same deal with my lawnmower and my bicycles.
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