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  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    No work today. Another snow day!

    bahaha

    Unless you're a teacher, rarely do you get a day off work for snow, even in the Great White North. *sigh* I wish! (Or I did when I lived there.) It would have to be a MAJOR snowstorm that shut everything down for that to happen. And the powers that be were way too good at clearing roads for that to happen. Darn it!
  • Amysgetnfit
    Amysgetnfit Posts: 231
    What's a palmetto bug?
    Dont park under the tree,I don't want to walk that far!
    Why do you need a screened in porch?
  • LisaGNV
    LisaGNV Posts: 159 Member
    "what's an ice scraper?"
  • helper1112
    helper1112 Posts: 80 Member
    "oh no my pipes are frozen..."
  • Run4iiiiiit
    Run4iiiiiit Posts: 489 Member
    Look that car has a Canadian plate....cool.
  • Cr8tive_Ingenuity
    Cr8tive_Ingenuity Posts: 181
    I know how to drive officer!

    I know what a blinker on my car is for!

    Officer, yellow lights mean to slow up and red means to stop, not drive through it unless its been red for more than 5 seconds.
  • Donnaovercomer
    Donnaovercomer Posts: 55 Member
    No work today. Another snow day!

    bahaha

    Yeah and our kids don't have snow days they have Hurrican days!!!
  • sandhillcrane
    sandhillcrane Posts: 301
    wanna go skiing this weekend? :glasses:
  • Nharley
    Nharley Posts: 201
    I know how to drive officer!

    I know what a blinker on my car is for!

    Officer, yellow lights mean to slow up and red means to stop, not drive through it unless its been red for more than 5 seconds.

    I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the snow birds who drive 25 mph thinking its the coolest thing to see another palm tree! It teaches me patience so I never need to use the universal symbol, "Have a nice day" as I go around them! :noway:
  • christy☼sunshine
    christy☼sunshine Posts: 13
    I have to catch the train.
  • debloves2ride
    debloves2ride Posts: 386
    Darn snowmobiles are everywhere!
  • MattGetsMad
    MattGetsMad Posts: 429 Member
    This weather is so predictable...

    I've never noticed a lot of tourists around...

    Old people are EXCELLENT drivers...

    Nothing like a slice of pizza from Florida...

    I hate flip flops...
  • jennilovesryan
    jennilovesryan Posts: 124
    wow, the way those canadians drive is amazing!
  • jennilovesryan
    jennilovesryan Posts: 124
    i wish more new yorkers would move here! they are so polite!!!
  • Catzwitch
    Catzwitch Posts: 205 Member
    "Wow, the bus system here is great! You don't even need a car"

    (well, at least in Orlando its bad)
  • Sunshine_Girlie
    Sunshine_Girlie Posts: 618 Member
    A Floridian will never answer a "How you doin'" question with "How you doin'."
  • Run4iiiiiit
    Run4iiiiiit Posts: 489 Member
    i wish more new yorkers would move here! they are so polite!!!
    AB...SOLUTELY. more Jets fans please.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    This weather is so predictable...

    I've never noticed a lot of tourists around...

    Old people are EXCELLENT drivers...

    Nothing like a slice of pizza from Florida...

    I hate flip flops...

    There is a pizza place down in Fort Pierce (cannot recall the name) that has absolutely incredible pizza. I grew up in New York and this place impresses me, which isn't easy. There's also one in Estero that's fantastic, but it's more gourmet pizza, not the usual red sauce and cheese. When I was there, we got goat cheese, onion and tomatoes that were marinated in olive oil and garlic. DE-LISH. I try to recreate it at home sometimes. Not the same, but close.
  • whtlatina1214
    whtlatina1214 Posts: 765 Member
    Or this one...

    Our home team is going to the Superbowl this year...LMAO


    love this because i hate the faguars lol
  • jojo52610
    jojo52610 Posts: 692 Member
    i wish more new yorkers would move here! they are so polite!!!
    AB...SOLUTELY. more Jets fans please.

    Hey wait i'm from NY and I'm a Jets fan:sad:
  • jojo52610
    jojo52610 Posts: 692 Member
    I just saw this in another forum and it made me chuckle cause in FL we wouldn't ask this



    Will I bulk up from shoveling snow?
  • YassSpartan
    YassSpartan Posts: 1,195 Member
    What are those things called Hurricanes like? I've seen them on the news and movies only :bigsmile:
  • jennilovesryan
    jennilovesryan Posts: 124
    i wish more new yorkers would move here! they are so polite!!!
    AB...SOLUTELY. more Jets fans please.

    Hey wait i'm from NY and I'm a Jets fan:sad:

    i'm sure your one of the polite new yorkers! :flowerforyou:
  • jennilovesryan
    jennilovesryan Posts: 124
    i've never seen an old person drive through a 7-11 front window. that happens?
  • MattGetsMad
    MattGetsMad Posts: 429 Member
    i've never seen an old person drive through a 7-11 front window. that happens?

    lmfao!
  • Kikilicious84
    Kikilicious84 Posts: 312
    Let's make a list!

    "I can't decide which winter coat to wear today."

    I don't know about that. It hits 65 here and the coats and scarves come out!

    Yeah...I saw wool coats and Ugg knock-off boots on just about every female at the mall 2 weeks ago. It was nuts! It shows you who's really from Florida, and who's not--the northerners were sporting jeans and t-shirts. :tongue:
    That would be me! lol

    Although, I was wearing sweaters and boots last week, at least. No coat.

    The other day I saw a lady walking in my neighborhood for exercise in 51 degree weather in the morning wearing GLOVES!

    I wear gloves when I exercise too...I HATE having cold hands or feet. I could have on a tank, shorts and yes... gloves. lol...I know...I'm a weirdo. haha
  • Iwillshyne
    Iwillshyne Posts: 245
    *Sorry kids, but it's way too cold for you to play outside today....

    *Are you crazy? it's 11 degrees outside! No way your wearing those sandles to school!!

    *Gotta go chop some wood for the fireplace tonight....
  • Sunshine_Girlie
    Sunshine_Girlie Posts: 618 Member
    What are those things called Hurricanes like? I've seen them on the news and movies only :bigsmile:

    Haha. I laughed at this one.
  • Nopedotjpeg
    Nopedotjpeg Posts: 1,805 Member
    "I need some suggestions for snow-running shoes."
  • jennilovesryan
    jennilovesryan Posts: 124

    *Gotta go chop some wood for the fireplace tonight....

    hahahhaa. we had a fireplace once and i think we used it about once!
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