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  • Asheea
    Asheea Posts: 211 Member
    NEW TOYS? FOR ME? OH, I HOPE I DON'T BREAK THEM THIS TIME.....

    NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!

    I GUESS IT DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY.......

    I think I broke it : sad:

    " _________ was merely a setback." <-- I hear something like this frm another recurring boss, I'm gonna smack someone :grumble:

    I remember you....in the mountains.
    Suffer, mortals, as your pathetic magic betraaaaaaaaays you
    Booooooooooone stooooooooorm
    Daddy, I did it! (Festergut)
    What? Precious? Noooooooooo!!!
    I think I made an angry poo-poo. It gonna blow!
    Good news, everyone! I've fixed the poison slime pipes!

    Ahhhh, I loved Wrath!
  • bcunning
    bcunning Posts: 81 Member
    I don't know about ridiculous, but I loved it when playing the original Duke Nukem, if you walked up to a Duke Nukem pinball machine, and tried to use it, Duke would say "I ain't got time to play with myself".
  • Geeky_Girl
    Geeky_Girl Posts: 239 Member
    "Scabie on my knee! Scabie on my knee!"
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    My current one is when i am rushing to hit someone with my battle ax in Skyrim and the bandit says, "What's your hurry?"
  • jedibunny
    jedibunny Posts: 321
    IN THE MOUNTAINS. (WOTLK)

    I came to kick *kitten* and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum. (Duke Nukem) -- more awesome than ridiculous, and apparently taken from an 80s movie.

    YOWZA! IZZAT YOU!? (Locke to Celes, FFVI)

    Uwaoooo~! (Gau, FFVI)

    I FEEL ASLEEP! (Metal Gear for NES)
  • i_dont_want_2_be_fat_anymore
    i_dont_want_2_be_fat_anymore Posts: 171 Member
    I came to kick *kitten* and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum. (Duke Nukem) -- more awesome than ridiculous, and apparently taken from an 80s movie.

    Correct, taken from "They Live" with Rowdy Roddy Piper. I think he actually says it in reverse where it's time to chew gum and kick *kitten*.
  • jedibunny
    jedibunny Posts: 321
    I came to kick *kitten* and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum. (Duke Nukem) -- more awesome than ridiculous, and apparently taken from an 80s movie.

    Correct, taken from "They Live" with Rowdy Roddy Piper. I think he actually says it in reverse where it's time to chew gum and kick *kitten*.

    That.. is awesome! lol and Rowdy Roddy Piper... wow, I kind of (but don't really) miss the old WWF/WCW days. /endtangent
  • Lissakaye81
    Lissakaye81 Posts: 224 Member
    COD Zombies on the moon map pack every now and then when you walk into the bio dome:
    "you know what I'd grow if I had a room like this"
  • MissJenova
    MissJenova Posts: 258
    The junkies in Max Payne say some great stuff.

    "I think I died. I think I'm dead! The flessshhh. The flesshhhh" is a favorite in my house
  • Saruman_w
    Saruman_w Posts: 1,531 Member
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  • bcunning
    bcunning Posts: 81 Member
    I came to kick *kitten* and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum. (Duke Nukem) -- more awesome than ridiculous, and apparently taken from an 80s movie.

    Correct, taken from "They Live" with Rowdy Roddy Piper. I think he actually says it in reverse where it's time to chew gum and kick *kitten*.

    That.. is awesome! lol and Rowdy Roddy Piper... wow, I kind of (but don't really) miss the old WWF/WCW days. /endtangent

    If you haven't seen "They Live" it is an absolute must...
  • epicthin
    epicthin Posts: 23
    Legend of Zelda.

    "Hey, ASSWIPE, make sure to bring HEROIN to work tomorrow!"

    You get to name yourself and your horse.
  • gwild0r
    gwild0r Posts: 135 Member
    Any love for Deathspank.. The whole game was filled with Ridiculous Quotes..

    http://youtu.be/S4nqNEFW1Vg
  • _Ben
    _Ben Posts: 1,608 Member
    Halo 2:

    -Wounded Male Marine - "I need a medic!"

    -Male Medic - "I'm a medic"

    -Wounded Male Medic - "I mean a girl medic"
  • VelvetKey
    VelvetKey Posts: 193 Member
    Legend of Zelda.

    We did that, only it was DeadSexy and his horse HotRod.

    "Oh DeadSexy that was so wonderful!"

    We're a bunch of college girls; I expect nothing less....

    And from Serious Sam: The Second Encounter, something to the effect of:

    "I've heard that two heads are better than one...but how does it fart?"
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