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downsizinghoss
downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
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As a fledgling order of great magnitude it behooves us to formalize our proceedings in such a way that we can legitimatize ourselves through coordinated activities and organized ritual.

basically we need like a slogan and handshake and ****.
maybe official titles

you know, so we look serious
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  • cbeutler
    cbeutler Posts: 667 Member
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    And Hats, Big hats with horns!
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
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    Here we go!

    http://www.warriordash.com/store/product.php?id=15

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  • scloyd
    scloyd Posts: 327 Member
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    basically we need like a slogan and handshake and ****.
    maybe official titles

    Since you are the founder of "The Royal Order of Middle Aged Fat Men" I nominate you, downsizinghoss, as the Grand Poobah. You have my vote.
  • cbeutler
    cbeutler Posts: 667 Member
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    Second
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
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    I am tearing up over here. It would be an honor. sniff sniff
  • HowieTwoPointZero
    HowieTwoPointZero Posts: 494 Member
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    Any opposed? Can we move this forward please?
  • teejayjancik
    teejayjancik Posts: 46 Member
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    Motion carried!!!! Hoss is now the Grand Puba!! Now lets celebrate with beer and pizza!!
  • HowieTwoPointZero
    HowieTwoPointZero Posts: 494 Member
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    Huzzah!
  • Railr0aderTony
    Railr0aderTony Posts: 6,803 Member
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    Motion carried!!!! Hoss is now the Grand Puba!! Now lets celebrate with beer and pizza!!

    Cheers Brothers
  • cbeutler
    cbeutler Posts: 667 Member
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    Motion carried!!!! Hoss is now the Grand Puba!! Now lets celebrate with beer and pizza!!

    Um I did that yesterday, do I get to do it again?
  • HowieTwoPointZero
    HowieTwoPointZero Posts: 494 Member
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    My parliamentary procedure is rusty!! I thought you were moving a motion to bring it to a vote. I was seeing if anybody was opposed to speed up the process.

    Or something like that.. Did someone say beer and pizza?
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
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    First order of business is beer! Then if there is room we can have pizza. You know, all this fitness stuff.
  • scloyd
    scloyd Posts: 327 Member
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    Let's skip the low cal beer and drink the good stuff.
  • teejayjancik
    teejayjancik Posts: 46 Member
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    Motion carried!!!! Hoss is now the Grand Puba!! Now lets celebrate with beer and pizza!!

    Um I did that yesterday, do I get to do it again?

    Sure why not! Isn't everyday a party?!:laugh:
  • teejayjancik
    teejayjancik Posts: 46 Member
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    My parliamentary procedure is rusty!! I thought you were moving a motion to bring it to a vote. I was seeing if anybody was opposed to speed up the process.

    Or something like that.. Did someone say beer and pizza?

    I just figured why not skip to formalities and get to the pizza and beer! :happy:
  • batdad2k12
    batdad2k12 Posts: 4 Member
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    Hoss is the Grand Poobah and Founder of our group. Maybe we can have Jr. Poobahs for each state as leaders to expand our membership. lol Since I live in GA, I fall under the GA Order with Hoss.
    Slogan ideas?
    Handshake?
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
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    The only thing I could think of off the top of my head so far is the Truffle Shuffle. Not sure if it should be a greeting or just saved for special occasions though.


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  • stevearter
    stevearter Posts: 12 Member
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    Any members in the Pac NW???
  • scloyd
    scloyd Posts: 327 Member
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    The only thing I could think of off the top of my head so far is the Truffle Shuffle. Not sure if it should be a greeting or just saved for special occasions though.


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    I think the Truffle Shuffle is a great idea oh mighty Poobah. I would prefer to save the Truffle Shuffle for special occasions, perhaps an annual convention in Las Vegas.
  • scloyd
    scloyd Posts: 327 Member
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    Maybe we can have Jr. Poobahs for each state as leaders to expand our membership.

    Since I live in Illinois I would like to nominate myself as the Official Junior Poobah of the Illinois Chapter.

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