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GasMasterFlash
GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
edited December 2024 in Social Groups
Are you telling me that I've been a douche?

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  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,025 Member
    Yes, you've been so douchey for not showing me your sweet tattoo!
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    Yeah, that's how I interpreted it.

    Think someone's a douche? Invite them to a group called 'Don't be a Douche."

    But when I saw the group's image, I knew I was home.
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    Is it okay to douche in here? I mean irrigating my vagina, not being an *kitten*.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,025 Member
    My command of the English language is rudimentary at best. It's a group for people who are not douches. LOL.


    I'll change it to something less confusing shortly. Open to suggestion, but I really want it to include "douche".
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,976 Member
    Hi. I only joined this group because I had to.
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    Yeah, judge sent me too.

    Who will sign my sheet when the meeting's over?
  • snw_
    snw_ Posts: 237 Member
    "irrigating my vagina"


    that is going to be my new profile quote.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,136 Member
    I enjoy not being a douche. I have much to learn, though.
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    I'll change it to something less confusing shortly. Open to suggestion, but I really want it to include "douche".
    How about "Wadded up Kleenex on Carrot Shavings and ....... douche"
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,976 Member
    While we're waiting, here is a picture of my *kitten* *
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,025 Member
    I changed the name!! HA!
  • joejccva71
    joejccva71 Posts: 2,980 Member
    Best ****ing group EVER
  • JeffseekingV
    JeffseekingV Posts: 3,165 Member
    I'm in. When's the orgy?
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    Sometimes being a douche is necessary. And if I enjoy those times just a little bit, does that mean I have to revoke my membership card? Or just use it to irrigate?
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    My command of the English language is rudimentary at best. It's a group for people who are not douches. LOL.

    I'll change it to something less confusing shortly. Open to suggestion, but I really want it to include "douche".
    NonDouches
    NonVaginaIrrigators
    PoopSnackers
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,025 Member
    Sometimes being a douche is necessary. And if I enjoy those times just a little bit, does that mean I have to revoke my membership card? Or just use it to irrigate?


    Just irrigate.
  • JeffseekingV
    JeffseekingV Posts: 3,165 Member
    Don't hate, irrigate.
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    I changed the name!! HA!
    I like it!
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
    Sometimes being a douche is necessary. And if I enjoy those times just a little bit, does that mean I have to revoke my membership card? Or just use it to irrigate?


    Just irrigate.

    oh... good to know

    king-douche.jpg
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    No one invited me so I invited myself. Huh, guess that makes me a douche!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,136 Member
    No one invited me so I invited myself. Huh, guess that makes me a douche!

    I invited myself, too. Our douchery is unmatched.
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    No one invited me so I invited myself. Huh, guess that makes me a douche!

    I invited myself, too. Our douchery is unmatched.

    zOMG DOUCHE TWINS!!!
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,280 Member
    Don't hate, irrigate.

    I want to make that into a button and wear it always.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    You ****ing people don't even ****ing tell me you have a cool new vinegar flavored group? WTF?
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,144 Member
    For the record, douches get more action in 10 seconds than many guys see in 10 years.
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,148 Member
    You ****ing people don't even ****ing tell me you have a cool new vinegar flavored group? WTF?
    I know! WTF?
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