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  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
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    I know how to drive officer!

    I know what a blinker on my car is for!

    Officer, yellow lights mean to slow up and red means to stop, not drive through it unless its been red for more than 5 seconds.

    I'm convinced that cars sold in South Florida do not come standard with turn signals.
  • MattGetsMad
    MattGetsMad Posts: 429 Member
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    I'm convinced that cars sold in South Florida do not come standard with turn signals.

    WTF is a turn signal?
  • Want2BSkinny13
    Want2BSkinny13 Posts: 40
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    Wow ...will you look at those mountains!?
  • Want2BSkinny13
    Want2BSkinny13 Posts: 40
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    What mountains?
  • staps065
    staps065 Posts: 837 Member
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    "What are grits?"
  • usedasbrandnew
    usedasbrandnew Posts: 300 Member
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    I bet you $100 it's not going to rain today.
  • krisrael
    krisrael Posts: 15
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    Beach, what beach, never seen it.
  • 13namaste
    13namaste Posts: 4
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    Sure...I don't mind working three jobs to save my house.
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
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    I beat the fire ants.
  • 13namaste
    13namaste Posts: 4
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    I wish hurricane season lasted longer, and those palmetto bugs are to small. To bad more people don't speak Spanish. And there just aren't enough strip malls, housing developments or lunatic drivers on 95 for my taste.
  • Sunscreenandsweat
    Sunscreenandsweat Posts: 190 Member
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    Look that car has a Canadian plate....cool.
    Haha this one made me laugh.
  • hummingbirdxss
    hummingbirdxss Posts: 87 Member
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    "What are grits?"



    LMAO !!!!!!!!!!
  • KatMinch
    KatMinch Posts: 16
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    I have two:

    "I don't need my sunglasses today."

    and

    "I love lovebugs!!"
  • cheetosandburritos
    cheetosandburritos Posts: 93 Member
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    Let's make a list!

    "I can't decide which winter coat to wear today."

    I don't know about that. It hits 65 here and the coats and scarves come out!

    My sister and I were on the beach about this time last year and saw a girl wearing UGGS and a bikini. I took a picture; I'm sorry to tell you all it's missing from my phone or I would have shared it.
    Yeah...I saw wool coats and Ugg knock-off boots on just about every female at the mall 2 weeks ago. It was nuts! It shows you who's really from Florida, and who's not--the northerners were sporting jeans and t-shirts. :tongue:
  • AliciaBeth78
    AliciaBeth78 Posts: 437 Member
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    "Oh no, the weather channel mentioned a tropical storm.... I need candles, flashlights, water, stat!"

    Yep, I'm pretty sure Floridians are the only people who could care less about tropical storms!
  • MissVCI
    MissVCI Posts: 277 Member
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    i wish more new yorkers would move here! they are so polite!!!
    AB...SOLUTELY. more Jets fans please.

    Florida resident, Jersey natives. very polite, and GO JETS!!!
  • kduzera
    kduzera Posts: 15
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    "i guess today i'll take the subway to work"

    -winning...lol
  • Cabrinii
    Cabrinii Posts: 41 Member
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    I wish it was snowing here in Florida, that way we could really have fun in the snow.
  • graciousdove
    graciousdove Posts: 28 Member
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    "We can't go outside this afternoon, it's 76 degrees and too hot"


    Sadly, I have heard this more than once
  • jynxxxed
    jynxxxed Posts: 1,010 Member
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    "Oh, a hurricane category 1 or 2 might hit us. I think I should cancel work for Monday."

    ...it's CRAZY how everybody is still planning on working Monday. My boyfriend and I are both likely going to end up working and we're located right on the coast.

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