Funny Catholic Jokes

macpatti
macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
edited December 2024 in Social Groups
Someone posted this in the main forum and I thought it was funny. All too often we pray to God for something without putting forth any effort ourselves:

A deeply religious man, whom I will call Bob, finds himself in dire financial trouble. He prays earnestly to his God to help him out of his predicament. "God, I'm about to lose my car. Please help me. Let me win the lottery." Lottery night comes, but sadly, Bob is not the winner.

Things go from bad to worse. Without a car to get to work, Bob loses his job. Without a job, his mortgage is foreclosed on, and he loses his home. Without a home, his wife leaves him, taking the kids. After each horrible step in the mounting crisis, he pleads with God to let him win the lottery, but he never does.

Finally, broke, hungry, living on the street, he tries again. "God, please, my life is a wreck. I have no car, no home, no family. Please let me win the lottery just this once so that I can turn my life around. I beseech you."

Suddenly, a flash of light rends the sky, and the voice of God echoes down from the heavens. "Bob, meet me halfway. Buy a ticket."

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  • jerber160
    jerber160 Posts: 2,607 Member
    fr scott's radio show is called 'joyful reflections' and he tells a joke at the end of each one. some catholic some not...he believes in laughter
  • pumpkinoodle
    pumpkinoodle Posts: 36 Member
    What do you call a seminarian?

    An expectant Father!

    Happy Father's Day!
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