Things that happen in the bedroom
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"Be gentle tonight. I had an accident manscaping."0
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:laugh: So embarrassing. Especially for a ONS ("What a loser!" :mad: ).Ok I dont know if this has happened to anyone else but being very drunk (one or both of you) and falling alseep during oral or him falling asleep during oral
Hahaha! Sometimes when you're drunk or tired, it's more relaxing than erotic...can't help it..
Pretty sure I did that the other night with SL! Hahaha, not oral, but I was getting him all riled up and then I fell asleep on top of him. He gave me *kitten* for it the next day lol, but I made it up to him.
I've definitely done this. Completely sober.0 -
You're a rock star!
:laugh: So embarrassing. Especially for a ONS ("What a loser!" :mad: ).Ok I dont know if this has happened to anyone else but being very drunk (one or both of you) and falling alseep during oral or him falling asleep during oral
Hahaha! Sometimes when you're drunk or tired, it's more relaxing than erotic...can't help it..
Pretty sure I did that the other night with SL! Hahaha, not oral, but I was getting him all riled up and then I fell asleep on top of him. He gave me *kitten* for it the next day lol, but I made it up to him.
I've definitely done this. Completely sober.0 -
Oh hell yeah, I can fall asleep doing anything, it doesn't take much.
Usually it's.. Oh crap, the dog needs to go out (or come in)
Or sometimes he'll get a little too curious and start poking his nose around or just sit there and stare at us, kind of creepy.
A couple times I left the window open and the whole neighborhood probably heard what we were doing.0 -
Oo oo! Picking out dog hair, pubes, or fuzzies out of your mouth during oral. LOL.
"Hang on a sec... Hair.."
Then it takes a couple of seconds to find it.
OMG, stupid dog hair. And you can never find it right away.0 -
:laugh: So embarrassing. Especially for a ONS ("What a loser!" :mad: ).Ok I dont know if this has happened to anyone else but being very drunk (one or both of you) and falling alseep during oral or him falling asleep during oral
Hahaha! Sometimes when you're drunk or tired, it's more relaxing than erotic...can't help it..
Pretty sure I did that the other night with SL! Hahaha, not oral, but I was getting him all riled up and then I fell asleep on top of him. He gave me *kitten* for it the next day lol, but I made it up to him.
Ok I feel so much better now lol. When I talked to my sister about this she looked at me like I was crazy lol0 -
:laugh: So embarrassing. Especially for a ONS ("What a loser!" :mad: ).Ok I dont know if this has happened to anyone else but being very drunk (one or both of you) and falling alseep during oral or him falling asleep during oral
Hahaha! Sometimes when you're drunk or tired, it's more relaxing than erotic...can't help it..
Pretty sure I did that the other night with SL! Hahaha, not oral, but I was getting him all riled up and then I fell asleep on top of him. He gave me *kitten* for it the next day lol, but I made it up to him.
Ok I feel so much better now lol. When I talked to my sister about this she looked at me like I was crazy lol
Yeah, I must admit I kinda looked at you (the screen) in a :huh: way! I've never fallen asleep during any kind of sex myself, and never had a guy fall asleep either! :huh:
Although I have been that drunk that I can't remember if I had sex or not!! :huh: So by default we could have both fallen asleep and I just wouldnt know.
A few huh moments there :laugh:0 -
Rug burns, bruised knees, bruised collar bones...
I'm kinda fragile.0 -
Sweat dripping from your man onto you. Especially in your eye or mouth. Plop, drip, splat. Gross0
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Also have had usual dog/cat issues of them inserting themselves into the business. Cold noses or whiskers in private areas usually don't go over well. But I've also had on more than one occasion the dog stealing and chewing up a man's underwear and a wallet was taken out of a man's pants and the corner was chewed off. And it was Prada!0
