Pickup/Hookup lines

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MissingMinnesota
MissingMinnesota Posts: 7,486 Member
edited December 2024 in Social Groups
I will admit I love Jenna Marbles vlog. Today I am trying to stay out of the heat and just started watching a bunch of them. They are like pringles once you watch one you can't stop.

Well in this one she is giving pickup/hookup lines. Guys/girls would you ever try any of these and how would they work on you if someone said them to you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFi1sUBFJX8&feature=g-vrec

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  • NNAhuja
    NNAhuja Posts: 669 Member
    LOL I love Jenna Marbles. She's NUTZ!
    Last night a guy tried to pick me up using a line. He told me I dropped something, so I'm looking all over so something I dropped. Can't be losing my Clinique lip gloss, my phone, business cards, ID, cash or whatever else was in my clutch.
    He basically told me that I didn't drop anything and that telling me that was his "pickup line".
    If he had to TELL me it was a pick up line, it's a bad pick up line OR I'm just dense as hell!
    I wasn't vibing him so no big deal!
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    LOL I love Jenna Marbles. She's NUTZ!
    Last night a guy tried to pick me up using a line. He told me I dropped something, so I'm looking all over so something I dropped. Can't be losing my Clinique lip gloss, my phone, business cards, ID, cash or whatever else was in my clutch.
    He basically told me that I didn't drop anything and that telling me that was his "pickup line".
    If he had to TELL me it was a pick up line, it's a bad pick up line OR I'm just dense as hell!
    I wasn't vibing him so no big deal!

    That is well yeah not a pick up line especially if you have to be told that's what he is trying to do lol
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    duplicate post - dang thing
  • AllanMisner
    AllanMisner Posts: 4,136 Member
    I used to have a thing with a gf (ex-gf now), that would go like this:

    Hi!
    Hello.
    Come here often?
    No, first time.
    Wanna *kitten*?

    Worked every time. ;-)
  • MissingMinnesota
    MissingMinnesota Posts: 7,486 Member
    LOL I love Jenna Marbles. She's NUTZ!
    Last night a guy tried to pick me up using a line. He told me I dropped something, so I'm looking all over so something I dropped. Can't be losing my Clinique lip gloss, my phone, business cards, ID, cash or whatever else was in my clutch.
    He basically told me that I didn't drop anything and that telling me that was his "pickup line".
    If he had to TELL me it was a pick up line, it's a bad pick up line OR I'm just dense as hell!
    I wasn't vibing him so no big deal!

    He was probably waiting for you to ask what you dropped so he could respond with "Me, now you should pick me up." or something like that.
  • shammxo
    shammxo Posts: 1,432 Member
    She is SO funny!

    If you use these lines... There's NO way you're not getting pregnant today.
  • calvert6183
    calvert6183 Posts: 539 Member
    Ill be the only one but im not a fan of hers. In my opinion she just teaches other women to be princess like im better than everyone mean to men and lowering their self esteem. She has had to remove some videos because she wasnt nice and being over the top itchy.

    I will say though, dudes, you dont need to be getting up on a chick on the dance floor. They are not there to have your sweaty junk rubbed all over you. Pickup lines, really? Who ever told you that they work? Just say HI. This and pickup lines is what makes women ticked off by the end of the night.

    I dont know what this video of her was but it sure did make some people mad.

    http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/jenna-marbles-tells-us-how-she-really-feels-about-me-telling-her-we-need-another-girly-writer-for-stoollala/
  • dbrightwell1270
    dbrightwell1270 Posts: 1,732 Member
    I wear a sized 14 4E shoe. I am waiting for the day to get that pick up line from a lady. I am sure I won't be getting pregnant today though.
  • almostatgoalweight
    almostatgoalweight Posts: 234 Member
    Yeah, I subscribed to Jenna Marbles for a few weeks but decided that I didn't need tacky crap videos in my life. I have to admit that when I ask a woman out, I always say the same thing, "I'd like to get to know you". Seems to work some of the time too.
  • calvert6183
    calvert6183 Posts: 539 Member
    Yeah, I subscribed to Jenna Marbles for a few weeks but decided that I didn't need tacky crap videos in my life. I have to admit that when I ask a woman out, I always say the same thing, "I'd like to get to know you". Seems to work some of the time too.

    Thats honestly all you have to do. Guys dont get it. Its that simple to pick up women. It works.
  • oddyogi
    oddyogi Posts: 1,816 Member
    I do love some Jenna Marbles, particularly her pet name strategy haha. But my favorite line is this:

    M: Hey girl you look like you're into fitness.
    F: Actually yeah, I do work out sometimes!
    M: How about fitness d!ck in your mouth?
  • Funny, I just had a conversation about pickup lines with a male friend a few days ago and how you don't need to be clever or witty, just say "Hi".
    Having the name Kandi I have heard every play on my name imaginable. At least I think so since I haven't heard anything new for years. A guy who offers to buy me a drink or simply says he'd like to chat will always have a better chance than a guy using a cheesy pickup line.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,301 Member
    Guess that is my problem,I couldn`t come up with a pick up line if my life depended on it.
  • NeedANewFocus
    NeedANewFocus Posts: 898 Member
    hahaha...would never use them but too damn funny!
  • Roadie2000
    Roadie2000 Posts: 1,801 Member
    I suddenly have a huge crush on Jenna Marbles
  • MissingMinnesota
    MissingMinnesota Posts: 7,486 Member
    Funny, I just had a conversation about pickup lines with a male friend a few days ago and how you don't need to be clever or witty, just say "Hi".
    Having the name Kandi I have heard every play on my name imaginable. At least I think so since I haven't heard anything new for years. A guy who offers to buy me a drink or simply says he'd like to chat will always have a better chance than a guy using a cheesy pickup line.

    That was kind of her point in the video.
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