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Emergency! Need help!
I'm going to have lots of calories left over for dinner. Do we have pizza or do I make french toast?!?
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Ladies...please keep it clean.
We don't need none of that stank in here! (gif in honor of sirbonerfarts pet thread)
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Biscuits & Gravy > Bacon
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Did you guys know that noobs' real name isn't noob?
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Hi guys and gals
Basically just wanted a new username for a fresh start. I've really been acting a little "too me " and wanted to tone it down.
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I'm avoiding calling a client...
So instead, join me thinking stupid random thoughts. Things I never thought I’d have as a child/teen… but do: 1. A friend named “Thor” 2. A child 3. A f*cking cage full of live crickets 4. Plastic surgery 5. A divorce 6. Internet access EVERYWHERE 7. Big boobs 8. Tattoos 9. A fat *kitten* 10. Hatred for a tree
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NO ONE POST ON MY WALL
I don't want to see how you are greater than me Why is MFP so mean
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On a scale of 1-10: How dumb is Eric
He thinks that fortune cookies are a pastry.
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I like milk with my pie
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Ya'll got some serious issues!!!
2 days ago it was about pooping, today it's about *kitten* holes.....not to mention all the Canadian bashing!!! Bottom line is.....You guys are great! :) )
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video of me twerking *dont laugh at me*
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Who thinks I am an *kitten* hole? Quick Poll
I think I am nice guy, but a certain someone informed me that I am an *kitten* hole, and you would all agree with her. I disagree What say you?
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Pooling before smartphones
How did you manage?
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I voted for George Bush...
In a mock election we held for History class at my elimentary school. I saw politics being discussed and figured this would be irrelevant enough.
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Someone out there finally hates me enough to report/stalk me
...damn, took you people long enough.
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10 things I hate about canadians
Just kidding I love you guys No need for you to apologize But seriously, which one of you is going to mail me some cuban cigars?
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I need some medical advice
I hear MFP is the place to get free medical advice So every time I eat Cheetos I notice my di[/i]ck turns orange Is it some kind of allergic reaction?
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Wat did I just watch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWLhrHVySgA
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LOL <--wrong to type to a deaf person?
I'm just curious. Got a message and she explained she was deaf....I replied and made a funny and put an LOL at the end...clicked send. Then thought to myself "would Laugh Out Loud" be offensive or an insult? Maybe I should email Bob Costas and ask him.
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Can Deaf People Read?
I think is what pawnstarnate was asking.
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Can noob create so many threads that
MFP crashes and says its offline for maintenance?
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adini749, do NOT click on this thread...
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positions she craves
http://blogs.menshealth.com/girl-next-door/sex-positions-she-craves/2013/10/10/ Discuss
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30 day no more new _noob_ threads challange
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30 day no challenge, challenge...
I challenge you to create no more challenge threads. Me, I can create all I want because I'm batman.
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MY 30 day no junk food challange log
I'll update this as I progress Day 1 AM: No junk food. So far so good
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30 day diet soda challange...
so far so good. got in about 1.5 liters today.
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Merry Thanksgiving!!
To my Canadian friends... I'll never get why you would have Turkey Day on a Monday, but you're all okay in my book regardless.
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changing bedding
does it count as exercise?
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stroking my metabolic fire
