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Just as they've outlawed Guiness. I gained the power of Invisibility
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Biffy Clyro - Opposite
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Gorgeous face. Changing my body requires hard work. Changing my face requires surgery. Zombie Apocalypse, or Skynet?
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No beard. Women generally don't look that attractive with them. Doughnuts with a hole or without?
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mystery of the worlds tallest dwarf, Part II. It was an upset, in two minutes flat....
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Wombat. If you leave me now, you take away....
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Went to an all you can eat Chinese with my mates when I was 16. We proceeded to eat every single item on the menu including all starters and desserts before spending the last 15 minutes ordering nothing but peking duck. I still managed a slice of birthday cake afterwards.
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Map of your head - Muse
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A Dyslexic walks into a bra...
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If I Had a Million Dollars - Barenaked Ladies
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Cheers bud, not sure if ill crack that out every morning but its a start.
