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Pedicure
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Dear Anonymous, I'm still waiting for you to bring me Oreos. Sincerely, StuffMyFace
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Go to the next town over to buy a pregnancy test.
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The ability to make everyone happy
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Donuts?
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There goes my fantasy.
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Marinating in the sauna
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Every meal has potential to be a cheat meal.
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I can recommend a cream
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Sorry for giving you fleas.
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You wear granny panties and lipstick well. Also, nice shoes.
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Duct tape
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Please bring me Oreos. I'm trapped under a pile of cats.
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Boyyyyy, I like the way you fill that grave ;) Pour some dirt on me.
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Bend over and I'll show ya.
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Thank you
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There's even a song written about me.
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This is the only time of year I regret not having cable or Netflix :'(
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Shall we start a hermit clique?
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Sam Heughan :love:
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Travel to state I've never been to. Pay off my credit card and student loans. Build an $1,000 emergency fund.
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Killing time until the funeral shindig starts.
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Wait until after the baby is born.
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England, Canada, Australia
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I feel ya. It sucks when you always have to be the bigger person too.
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For you I'd hold in my farts.
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For you, I'd feed you and tell you you're pretty.
