LittleHearseDriver Member

They either think its fascinating or weird. I've been told several times I don't look like the type. We don't remove any body fluids before the cremation.It isn't necessary. The heat evaporates all of the fluids.

Nope, once you see a thousand of them it becomes just like any other body part. I don't think anything of it.

Resurrecting this out of retirement. Ask away José!

The winner at the ugly sweater party.

I have a strong feeling you took this cousin to prom. Are the pickins that slim in your town?

Your profile picture reminds me of Brandon Lee.

Joy -Days off work, hiking a new trail, reading a good book, trying a new recipe, traveling.... Peace- My warm bed, sleeping in with no where to be, sunrises/sunsets, and reading the Bible.

I want to message you, but I also want a nap.

Dear Anonymous, I hope your vacation makes you realize how you don't need this place as much as you think. You can do anything in the world that you want, go do it.

cold

If that were true you'd only look in the selfie thread.

I'm hot and ready for you

I heard you know how to get your hands on a good grilled cheese.

Everyone says that after they see my nudes. Welcome to the club.

Dearest A,

Bend over and I'll show you what this unicorn can do.

Yay, no dead people!

Have no fear, I am here. Word to ya mother.

Cool story, I wasn't talking about you.

Put on a shirt. We can see your desperate midlife crisis from a mile away.

I confess The Office gifs and memes make my day.

I don't know why you keep saying the same whoa-is-me crap everyday. Get laid and get over it.

Dear Anonymous,

Is it normal for one eye to wiggle while you eat? Asking for a friend.

There is always someone trying to ruin your life.

Dear Voldemort, I've got your nose right here. Sincerely, I Ain't Scared of You

You're a genius and I adore you.

I took my weekly shower. Idk what you're complaining about.