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First the awesome button and now my hot pockets, I have nothing to live for :'(
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It broke my heart to find you in the kitchen with my Hot Pocket in your mouth. Is nothing sacred anymore?
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Definitely maybe
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Your cesspool of victims must be drying up.
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Way too much purple my friend, but your make up is on point
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I'm out of bananas. Its a sad day.
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Because Mama said knock you out.
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To be so happy it makes everyone else around me nauseous.
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I will only like or insightful posts from now on.
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Screw hugs, I want to be told I'm awesome.
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It's a tie between Necrotic Flesh Management or Zombie Apocalypse Prevention Specialist
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People who don't let things go.
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I have a thing for gravediggers.
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Ah, the smell of decomp in the morning.
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Go on....
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I anxiously sit by the phone waiting for the news that someone has died. Then I hastily make my way to their place of death and snatch them up like the last Krispy Kreme at the office donut party.
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I'm eating chili for breakfast.
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I like it straight of the box for breakfast.
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You're growing on me more by the minute, kinda like my mustache.
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Everything besides thin crust and skip the olives.
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I'm out of bananas. Please pick some up for me Papi.
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Old Faithful
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Does anal count?
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My meet up with @Helltoupee7 involved Cards Against Humanity, stuff ourselves like a tick, and clothes shopping.
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I seen a shirt that said "Balls on my forehead" at a thrift store today. Too bad I didn't take a picture of it.
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I ate too much. My bed is calling my name.
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:'( Why are you always attacking me?!?!?!
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I assume this pizza isn't going to shove itself in my mouth. I better get started.
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I assumed something like this would happen and throw a perfectly nice thread off track.
