outtamyweigh

High five dude!

I do nothing that I would like to do...3 nights/week I go to the gym, the other nights I take my kids to their activities. When I get home I cook/ feed mouths, wipe butts, beg (lots of begging to get kids to eat, to do homework, to not fight, to be regular human beings), I clean up, I yell, I fix boo boos, more cleaning of…

Shopping for some tops

VP of HR

And another vote for Megan Fox for staysassy!

I was just going to say that too!!! Gawd I miss that show!

Uses the xray vision formula to feed his dog

He is genuinely happy

Yo, what up?

White, lots of white...

I ordered 4 boxes of girl scout cookies at work to take home to the family. They are still at my desk and now there are 2-1/2 boxes...I don't think they are going to make it anywhere except all around my facial area...

Hence my wondering if there was a mental disorder, ha!

#5 Cindy I bet your bongo bangin' is amazing!

Overly submissive? Is there something physically the matter with you? #1 overly submissive would be the last way I'd describe this. #2 Who the hell puts out a "requirement" list for a set # of "openings" on your FL...do you think we are trying to win some kind of prize? #3 pretty sure you are the last person any of us…

Ring..ring..."hello, um yes I have black rabbits and white rabbits, NO no brown rabbits those I do not sell, we just eat those" Maybe they'd like a take out menu?

I believe I was 16 and I was taken out to the movies "Doc Hollywood", then after the movie I had my first kiss on main street in front of the theater...(same guy ha) ahhhh to be ooggled over...miss them days!

hypnotist

Too young, boooo I can't believe I had to say that. sob sob sob...

Ba ha ha, I can totally picture myself walking in for my workout in these. I have to take off my glasses when I do burpees or mountain climbers. One day I'm going to end up jumping right on them.

I got super confused and "cleaned" my "snatch"...stupid crossfit...

Sometimes I say I have to go to the bathroom when I really don't just to hide out from the chaos of my house.

Um, ya...I would say you won't succeed with your "formula" because you did not succeed day #1...I would follow the advice of the other posters.

I leave my gym clothes in the car, use my car starter and warm the car 30 minutes, killing the environment, wasting gas, but my clothes aren't so cold that I rip through my sports bras..if ya know what I mean.

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If only it were the alcohol calories...after 3 or 4 beers I'm in the munchies, pizza, anything I've been holding off on..into my mouth, then its more beer and all of a sudden another 60 pregnancy lbs....errrr ya don't tell my kids that ba ha ha..

Height - 5'4" SW- 177 CW- 131 Goal- 115 I weighed 187lbs when I was pregnant. I know if I eat healthy and exercise I could maintain 115lbs. I eat like total crap and have been maintaining the 130s, I am "skinny fat" with lots of cellulite. I've been doing an average of 7-8 HIIT type workouts with some lifting each week.…

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I just noticed one of my friends had chocolate sunflower seed almond butter in her diary. Uh #1 does this exist #2 why didn't I know #3 why isn't it in and around my facial area?

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First of all your profile says your are already fit "bro", second of all since this is an obvious trolling I'll bite and tell ya you may want to wear a bra with those Ds...lots of women would kill for those.