I have 4 open positions on my FL...

_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
edited November 13 in Chit-Chat
Needed qualifications:

Be active on the forum. Bonus points if you despise the normal games as much as I do.

Be knowledgeable about your health and fitness philosophies.

Play at least one instrument.

Be able to walk and chew gum at the same time.
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  • hatchey
    hatchey Posts: 33
    I was with you up until walk and chew gum. My ADHD doesn't allow me to do that since I'm typically contemplating the theory of doorknobs.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    LOL.

    Well, I'm out....unless my computer keyboard counts as an instrument (oh, that melodic tapping) and being able to walk and despise people at the same time count. (I don't chew gum.)

    Meh. That's okay. I'll just read your sarcasm from afar. ;)

    Carry on.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Oooh. Me. Pick me.

    I play a mean tambourine. And I can chew gum even while dancing (but discretely of course...no snapping or bovine cud-chewing).
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    who would send that when my kid is in my profile picture? I'm married, so you won't win points with overly forward submissions.
  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
    Pedobear.png


    I guess this wouldn't win points either...

    *backs away slowly*
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    Pick me! pick me!
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Was I too forward in throwing my hat into the ring? All I claimed was that I can keep the beat on a tambourine and don't chew like a cow. I didn't even touch on my many other talents.

    But I am certain you will find four others to fill the void in your FL, and I hereby withdraw myself from the running, citing a desire to spend more time with my own wonderful husband and three darling boys.
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    ilfaith wrote: »
    Was I too forward in throwing my hat into the ring? All I claimed was that I can keep the beat on a tambourine and don't chew like a cow. I didn't even touch on my many other talents.

    But I am certain you will find four others to fill the void in your FL, and I hereby withdraw myself from the running, citing a desire to spend more time with my own wonderful husband and three darling boys.

    Wow, you really messed this one up. I'm friends with her and she's super cool.

  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
    Sigh. Once again, not hip enough to hang with the cool kids.

    Don't play any instruments and while I don't chew gum, I find myself stopping whenever I need to take a sip while I walk. Cuts back on the incidents.
  • ShellyBell999
    ShellyBell999 Posts: 1,482 Member
    This is another trick, isn't it?
    :angry:
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    I have no real musical ability. I can bang on a bongo, if intoxicated enough it may sound ok?
  • PerfectMisfit
    PerfectMisfit Posts: 360 Member
    Pick me, Pick me...I want to win something!
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    kinkyslinky16 wrote: »
    ilfaith wrote: »
    Was I too forward in throwing my hat into the ring? All I claimed was that I can keep the beat on a tambourine and don't chew like a cow. I didn't even touch on my many other talents.

    But I am certain you will find four others to fill the void in your FL, and I hereby withdraw myself from the running, citing a desire to spend more time with my own wonderful husband and three darling boys.

    Wow, you really messed this one up. I'm friends with her and she's super cool.

    <3 Thanks for putting in a good word for me...but I've moved on.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    comment earlier was none of you people...

  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    no
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    comment earlier was none of you people...

    Even still. You snooze, you lose.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    edited February 2015
    _John_ wrote: »
    comment earlier was none of you people...

    So.....what did it say that got you so fired up you brought it out to all us fine people?!

    Why did you call attention to this? Do tell...
  • outtamyweigh
    outtamyweigh Posts: 47
    ilfaith wrote: »
    Oooh. Me. Pick me.

    I play a mean tambourine. And I can chew gum even while dancing (but discretely of course...no snapping or bovine cud-chewing).

    Overly submissive? Is there something physically the matter with you?
    #1 overly submissive would be the last way I'd describe this.
    #2 Who the hell puts out a "requirement" list for a set # of "openings" on your FL...do you think we are trying to win some kind of prize?
    #3 pretty sure you are the last person any of us would want to be "submissive" with
    #4 seriously is something wrong with you?
  • ShellyBell999
    ShellyBell999 Posts: 1,482 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    comment earlier was none of you people...

    :grumble:
  • outtamyweigh
    outtamyweigh Posts: 47
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    I have no real musical ability. I can bang on a bongo, if intoxicated enough it may sound ok?

    #5 Cindy I bet your bongo bangin' is amazing!

  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    LOL. I have noooo idea what is going on. Enjoying it anyway. Giggle.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    did my thread just get hijacked?
  • shellma00
    shellma00 Posts: 1,684 Member
    edited February 2015
    outtamyweigh wrote: »
    ilfaith wrote: »
    Oooh. Me. Pick me.

    I play a mean tambourine. And I can chew gum even while dancing (but discretely of course...no snapping or bovine cud-chewing).

    Overly submissive? Is there something physically the matter with you?
    #1 overly submissive would be the last way I'd describe this.
    #2 Who the hell puts out a "requirement" list for a set # of "openings" on your FL...do you think we are trying to win some kind of prize?
    #3 pretty sure you are the last person any of us would want to be "submissive" with
    #4 seriously is something wrong with you?

    haha.. _John_ ... how dare you??

    I'm totally being sarcastic.. outtamyweigh... _John_ is the local jokester... if you searched his threads you would see what I mean

    Your new so I will give you the benefit of the doubt on this one that I hope you were not being serious...


    OH and I dont meet the requirements either.. I think I had 3 of the 4. :)
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    outtamyweigh wrote: »
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    I have no real musical ability. I can bang on a bongo, if intoxicated enough it may sound ok?

    #5 Cindy I bet your bongo bangin' is amazing!

    I don't like to draw undue attention....but it's FANTASTIC!

    But, you need to be drunk. I mean really, really wasted.

  • outtamyweigh
    outtamyweigh Posts: 47
    Hence my wondering if there was a mental disorder, ha!
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    3 spots left...
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Wow. They didn't come flooding in after this? :#

    Lol

  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Lost me at instrument, oh well! Happy hunting!
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Can a brutha get some quality XY up in here? Male requests are processed before female requests.
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