notyouraveragetexan

Missed you around here.

I have several on my phone right now, serves my friends right for screwing with it.

Hangs head.... someone love me

How YOU doin?

The big guy is gonna be really happy if you do.

So are you and the key is in my pocket..use your tongue to retrieve it and let's get out of here.

It was worth grabbing that sweet can.

Try? I DID grab your *kitten*..

This is why I never get a hangover when I'm with you.

I'm on my way! *grabs hat and puts on button down shirt*

...go on...

I have some leftover tequila from the other night ma'am. How about I take you out line dancing first?

Neither did we.

I'd say you do

^^^ This woman is onto something..my filter is non-existent..ad what the hell does a social filter mean anyway? I thought that was called alcohol?

I digress...reminds me of this guy

I bet you talk like you have a mouth full of crackers.

I'm going to assume that you're miserable and don't like to make someone happy based on what you just posted. What kind of disrespect is it to know that once you found 'the one' or hell even if you're just with someone you care about, that now you let if all out and not take care of yourself? Even then, it's no so much…