It's 3am you and the person above are sitting handcuffed in the back of a cop car...
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your lawyer or mine?0
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I have some connections.0
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One heck of a night, no regrets!0
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Did you turn the oven off?0
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we are going to blame Kenny, right?0
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quick, hide this in your pants!0
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'Thank God you showed up Officer! She made me do it by threatening my Puppy!'0
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i guess offering to wash the police car topless wasnt such a great idea.0
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Next time wear SOMETHING under the trench coat!0
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I told you he was a Cop!!!0
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And THIS is why I, yet again, ended up handcuffed in the backseat of a cop car. You, on the other hand, need to get ice on that black eye I just gave you for grabbing my ***.0
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It was worth grabbing that sweet can.0
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Damnit I told you I shouldn't take 3 scoops of preworkout!0
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I'll take another black eye please0
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notyouraveragetexan wrote: »It was worth grabbing that sweet can.
Wanna take another grab? Oh wait. You can't reach it because you are handcuffed...0 -
blueeyesgrace wrote: »notyouraveragetexan wrote: »It was worth grabbing that sweet can.
Wanna take another grab? Oh wait. You can't reach it because you are handcuffed...
So are you and the key is in my pocket..use your tongue to retrieve it and let's get out of here.
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Oops...It's legal in Colorado!0
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Are we in Colorado?0
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