It's 3am you and the person above are sitting handcuffed in the back of a cop car...
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notyouraveragetexan wrote: »So are you and the key is in my pocket..use your tongue to retrieve it and let's get out of here.
The big guy's gonna be really pissed if I use my tongue...0 -
blueeyesgrace wrote: »notyouraveragetexan wrote: »So are you and the key is in my pocket..use your tongue to retrieve it and let's get out of here.
The big guy's gonna be really pissed if I use my tongue...
The big guy is gonna be really happy if you do.
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I am going to lose my MFP streak because of you0
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sw33tp3a11 wrote: »I am going to lose my MFP streak because of you
I should be mad at you, but it was just way too much fun!0 -
seriously, why does this keep happening to us?0
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That's it...We're Breaking Up!!!0
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That was totally worth it!0
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you make those handcuffs look so sexy0
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Mom, how did we end up here again ??0
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i told you leave the gun and take the cannolis0
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notyouraveragetexan wrote: »
This IS legal in Texas, right?0 -
got any cookies?0
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so you have the munchies to?0
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blueeyesgrace wrote: »notyouraveragetexan wrote: »
This IS legal in Texas, right?
...very!0 -
When did I start partying with Al Bundy?0
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Here!!! Use one of my shoes to knock him out and then I'll escape!0
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Now what did we do?0
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told you that you can't just stick your drumsticks anywhere, whenever and wherever you want!!!0
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are you going to flirt with them so we can get out of this?0
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I'm sorry, I really thought using the big doe eyes would work.
It always has in the past...0 -
Look! He's not wearing a ring! Use your Cuteness to get us out of this0
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of all the cop cars to be hand cuffed in, I get put here with you.0
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Didn't I tell you we were breaking up the last time you got me in trouble? This time I really mean it!!!0
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maybe we are handcuffed together here for a reason0
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Can you use that hydraulic jack to lift up this cop car?0
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Jedi mind trick? Really?
I thought you had something else in mind when you said you had a plan to get us out of there.0 -
i didnt say i would use the force...i said i would use the farce0
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Told you nuns get angry when you moon them!0
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(Whisper) "I need you to dig in my pants for my handcuff key, I knew this would come in handy some day."0
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