It's 3am you and the person above are sitting handcuffed in the back of a cop car...
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we would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those "meddling kids0
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Didn't I tell you to keep your mouth shut and let me do the talking?!0
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Who know it would catch fire that quickly???0
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This is how a porn starts.0
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We should have done our adult film at my house, told you that walmart wasn't appropriate!0
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I have a plan to get out of this... all I need is a box of donuts.0
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Lord I hope they didn't get any of that on their dash cam.....0
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Well...YouTube sensation is a type of famous, right?
So that's at least 5 things off the bucket list tonight.0 -
That's the last time I match you drink for drink!0
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Silly you... You thought you could match me drink for drink!
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THIS IS YOUR FAULT0
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Not if the judge sees it otherwise!!!
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I say, if you take the charge I'll pay the bail!0
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joshua3179 wrote: »I say, if you take the charge I'll pay the bail!
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joshua3179 wrote: »I say, if you take the charge I'll pay the bail!
I have the number for my bail bond guy tattooedon my rear for safe keeping....0 -
Pull your pants up lady we are already in enough trouble!0
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You assured me that if I we got caught you would charm the pants off the arresting officer, so snap to it and charm Her pants off!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »You assured me that if I we got caught you would charm the pants off the arresting officer, so snap to it and charm Her pants off!
Well she's a guy so.... OKAY! Lol0 -
I told you not to impersonate Jake from State Farm! Those khakis didn't fool anyone and we didn't even get any free drinks!0
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Yes your legs are awesome but some people get uncomfortable when you lift your skirt that high!0
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Well there's a first time for everything I guess...0
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"They'll probably blame you."0
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