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I want you to meet my friend, long duck dong!
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Heavy breathers!!!!!!!
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Took me to chuck e cheese for my birthday. Wtf
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Merry Christmas honey! I got you two tickets to the nutcracker!
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Would you feel weird if I asked your dad to join us?
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It was weird when I walked in and saw them taking each other's temperature. (Still trying to block that image)
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Where's the support payments?
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Faster, faster, FASTER!!! Muther F(_)cker! Faster!
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Asked if I wanted a sausage, walked into the room only wearing a bun.
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Honey, my real name is Bob.
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He asked my opinion about tossed salads.
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She wouldn't flog my dolphin!
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Their was always an aroma of flatulence in the air while we were in the middle of ba donk a donk. It sure as HELL wasn't me!
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+1
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Alittle bit of chicken fried, Cold beer on a Friday night, Pair of jeans that fit just right, And the radio up!
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Sharon, Lois and bram?
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Squeeze my lemon, Till the juices run down my leg.
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She told me she was "A" sexual?
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Did I mention heavy breathers?
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Seether
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Bell bev devoe
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Sorry I drew the line when you called me Phil Donahue
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Ha ha I seen thAt post
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He walked in wearing a Ewok costume. No thanks
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We always played Star Wars, I miss those days
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I'd watch that
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Those damn multiple boyfriends again!
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She kept calling me Geraldo in bed
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She tried to make me watch Riki lake, wtf?
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Always made me feel that these are the "days of our lives"
