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People who wait the very last second to switch lanes! As$holes!
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Guess what honey? I got us two tickets to the Maurey Povich show!
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Forced me to watch Ben stillers rom com.
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Guess what? There's a sex and the city marathon tonight! We gotta watch it!
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She thinks pac man is a porn star
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I walked in while he was watching 50 shades of grey, by himself naked...
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She was my bride, happy 423 anniversary!
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Man I miss that
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She would suck on my toes while watching the shower scenes.
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Said she likes eating blue waffles.
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He always wanted to dance for me while Orange is the new black was on......
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For the 16th time, we're not a couple!
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Please don't chew on that, it's not bubble gum you know!
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She chews her toe nails.
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Sweet heart, would you mind picking up my Dad with me? He's getting out of prison today.
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She thought the breast implants were for her.
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I don't like cats.
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Heavy breathers!
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He had a change jar labelled breast implants!
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People who don't trim nose or ear hair, how can you be proud of that!!
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I still laugh at that....,
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She would stick tassels on my nipples and a bike bell on my privates. Then she would ask me to hold the paper where the sun don't shine. I'm still scarred.
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People who don't flush the toilet!
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Nin
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The guy who farted at the gym and now I can hear him sniffing it!
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Jem and the holograms!
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People who don't flush the toilet!
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Show tunes
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Her breath was horrible!
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Tried playing shot put with my testicles, then she wanted to do the javelin, I still at right!
