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  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    used to a camera man on on a WWF themed porn set
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    edited July 2015
    Likes to suck the creme or jelly out of donuts and leaves the empty donuts in the box for unsuspecting snackers
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Actually wears a size 22
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    edited July 2015
    She detests beaches, just shrieks and throws a tantrum whenever her family plans a visit to come. They suspect it might be due to her not getting over the fact that mermen don't exist.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She is a member of a Sheik's Harem
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    ilfaith wrote: »
    Likes to suck the creme or jelly out of donuts and leaves the empty donuts in the box for unsuspecting snackers

    :joy:

    Oh that was a funny day at the office! you should have seen their faces when the jam layer in the cake was missing!!!
  • burklipford
    burklipford Posts: 2 Member
    andypandy11... is the one who "let the dogs out."
  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
    Enjoys eating sandwiches...with sand!
  • victoriahemachandra555
    victoriahemachandra555 Posts: 3 Member
    He is a baby girl
  • SJMask89
    SJMask89 Posts: 69 Member
    hates cats
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    His favourite movie is twilight
  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
    She likes to sniff dirty underwear
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    She chews her toe nails.
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    he identifies on a personal level with the local peeping tom
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Has a thing for peeping toms
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    Said she likes eating blue waffles.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Was actually born in 1592! I think he might be a vampire!
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Is actually 23
  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
    Is only pretending to be fabulous...is actually more fiesty than she seems
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    She was my bride, happy 423 anniversary!
  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
    deviboy1592 wrote: »
    She was my bride, happy 423 anniversary!

    Likes to dress in drag
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Is always a drag to hang out with! BORING!!!
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    she likes to like the tv screens in the shops
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    She believes television is evil and refuses to buy one.
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    She thinks pac man is a porn star
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Drinks chicken blood
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Dresses up like a Chicken for her dates with the vampire!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited July 2015
    Is not a real redhead :o

    standenvernet wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    ... Only communicates with grunts and whistles
    through the ball-gag (duh, what would you have me do?)

    o:) Aspires to one day serves as the 'Mother Superior' of her convent's order to bring herself pure before the eyes of her fellow nuns, so that under her chaste guidance they may better serve their higher calling. o:)

    (I can't even type that with a straight face :D )
    I could not read this with a straight face either lol
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is arriving at Kennedy airport for her US vacation with Dear Heart....
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Stalks his mailman.

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