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Too polite to mention in public.
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Make a movie.
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Secretly belongs to the Matthew McConaughey / Chris Hemsworth Shirtless Club.
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Ah, you might be right. Well, in that case it's because The Joker keeps blowing up the bridges out of town.
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That I'm exhausted after my workout and the X-box looks really good right now.
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Sure, why not?
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I tried getting into Gotham. I just couldn't.
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True, but the town is constantly under threat by Plankton, goo, King Neptune, sentient Krabby Patties and/or Chum, nematodes, killer snails. The list is endless.
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The kid taking her nap.
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Yes. No. Maybe? I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE!
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9 for having the abs I want.
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That's a nice way to look at it, but it's not entirely true for everyone. My best friend was well-endowed when she was much skinnier, but after some significant weight gain she's started losing weight and while she still has over 40 pounds to go her boobs are already smaller than they were when she weighed 50 pounds less.…
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Unfortunately, we can't choose where we lose weight. If we could we'd all lose our gut first, but our bodies have different ideas (for me it's face, neck and moobs in that order).