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She carved a marble statue of herself to put in her front yard
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She was a total attention *kitten*
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Always wanted to leave me the chunk of Saharan desert known as the pop tart crust, and then eat the good part
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She used her bosses letter opener to pick her nose.
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He lacked originality
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She once was hit by a car because she tries to walk to work blind folded in an attempt to "relate to blind people"
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She didn't like my decorating
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He's dumber that he claims to be
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That's was supposed to be 27
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She likes to spin around and make herself dizzy, then try and cook dinner. Just for fun
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He puts milk in his cereal every morning using a super soaker 50 he got in middle school
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His "nerdy" roll playing ideas weren't nearly nerdy enough
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Runs a charity hospital taking care of cats and old ladies that were victims of a kicking
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She's the first person to circumnavigate the world on goose back
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Two men entered. Only one of us left.
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So, you're saying I'm some sort of Math Donkey for an insurance company? Heehaw Good work. That's a lot more than most people know.
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Was too insecure about her math ability (Pretty much everyone is bad at math)
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I'm an actuary. Don't pretend like you know what that is.
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She was terrible at math jokes
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She once killed a man with a ping pong ball
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She kept a weird journal of fake sex encounters with famous people
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Broke up with his last girlfriend for an insanely stupid reason
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She always made me wear glasses.
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Loves to sit naked in jacuzzis with all kinds of animals
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He lives in a house built out of toothpicks that he stole from various restaurants
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She is actually a horse riding super hero, righting crime in her horse wherever she goes. She calls herself "the horse shoer"
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She didn't respect my skills in the ninja arts
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She flunked out of clown college. Her clown parents were devastated
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She had no vision when it came to opportunity
