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She put too much pressure on me
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I was too devilishly handsome, funny, and charming. (And I had to bow out for a while)
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She sleeps on a bed made of bottle caps
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Her friends were criminals
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He knew how to smoke crack
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Bugs bunny
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She said I just wasn't original :\
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She stole 9 donkeys from my donkey farm
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He hated my cat
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Wants to be a ninja princess
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I was too paranoid that my enemies would find me...
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Lol. Nice
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She's a spy
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Said she only wanted a "little" bit
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She waxes her legs with notebook paper and elmers glue
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Likes to cover himself in Scotch tape from head to toe
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She was always reading Homer's the Iliad. Never paid attention to me
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I stole her underwear... I have my reasons.
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She was CRAZY, obviously. Made up lies about me!!
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She didn't like my preferred music
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She found fault in everything about me
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She always wanted to play on my swing set
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She got upset about conversations I had with other people
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I mean I couldn't...lol
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She couldn't handle the smell of his fish
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Made fun of me that I could only handle 2 minutes :(
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Always wanted to dress up as a "sexy ninja turtle"
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She left me at the alter :'(
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He got mad that when I got knocked down, I got up again...
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She got sick of buying me new jeans when Id always rip through mine trying to put them on
