M_J992

Robocop

40 year old virgin

Puss in boots

The passion

You can't make inferences about people based on a forum post. I'm just here to practice my stand up comedy

I'm actually starting to prefer men

She's a woman She's a woman..

No, I'm just too good to be true

I dare anyone to go out with me on a date once o:)

I mean hug sorry wrong game

Tool

Sushi roll

Her name reads like @‌sshole You can't see her @sshole

The ghost and the darkness Weirdest sexual fantasy

Nice picture It's incomplete

She sexually assaulted me

What about that big bloke there in your picture

Peanut

Pulp fiction

I have a tongue and a pen*s that's all you need

Ugly betty

I'm astonished by the accuracy of your guess.. but I don't smoke

ANALysis

Either you have a tiny one or that kid is touching your crotch

That's his sister.. I'd wear a condom

Mickey mouse

Sand ostrich

Butter spread

Get a bigger husband

I do live shows for $$$