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How about Moxie? Never had it until a local pizza place started carrying it a few years ago. That was my first and last Moxie.

I just microwave most everything. Otherwise I use the George Foreman (which I hate, but it belongs to my sister so I can't complain. I liked the Hamilton Beach version better). I operate on convenience.

I love Claxton Fruit Cake and I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.

I think my sis is fed up with me disposing of the cans inside the apartment because she left this on my Facebook timeline.

I'm just snacking on them straight out of the can. No time for any of this fancy "crackers" or "peanut butter" businesses.

Your job sounds like mine.

The 500th view! Don't let anyone tell you you can't move mountains. Eta I went back out and memorialized it for you.

Giving views to the "500 views" guy.

Sorry! I got distracted by work job (stupid work job) and then forgot about it and went to bed. But I'm back on it.

Fun story about emulating Kris Kross: My school thought the backwards clothes were a gang thing.

Thanks! Now I have a project to kill the last 30 min of work.

Don't worry about it. I think the way the censorship broke up your statement, it made it look like you were saying the advice was actually bad, and not bad-*kitten* or whatever it was you were trying to say.

There will always be days you're super diligent and careful, and days you relax and indulge. So what difference does it make if you start now? Even if you wait til after this Christmas, there will always be another Christmas, another birthday, another cookout, another vacation, etc. So why NOT start now?

I don't tolerate disrespect. I'm the same person as I was in the before pictures. If you disrespect her, you disrespect me. Not sure I'd break up over it but I would straighten that *kitten* out in a hurry.

The talk about candy has given me the urge to pound an entire tube of Squeeze Pop.

Incubus "Under My Umbrella."

I had the Geisha brand. Definitely could have roasted marshmallows on my breath.

But dooooooood the CDC is a government agency. It was the government that gave us all parasites to begin with in order to control us. Yeah this is a thing that these people believe.

Watching my 4yo nephew somehow speed-run and button mash his way through Super Mario Bros.

Oh God No. If this is about Jilly Juice I'm gonna lose my *kitten*. That nonsense is gonna kill people.

When we hired a new part-timer at the fitness center... Him: "So do we sell protein bars? That would actually be really convenient for me." Me: "No, but the employee store sells [grits teeth] Special K protein bars... You might just want to keep your own stash in your locker."

So thanks to this thread, I have now also tried smoked oysters. Really good, though it was like a fire pit in my mouth afterward.

Work selfie in my man bait hoodie. I love this thing.

How do I sign up for tasteful nudes?

I've been craving them like mad. Wtf.

Salute Your Shorts!

This gives me an idea! :naughty:

Triple post idc https://youtu.be/0FyhTBvLu4w

Don't do it. Don't do this either.