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Shirts*
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A large assortment of Hawaiian ahirts
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Compliment her hair.
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Microsoft Excel for dummies
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A large collection of Over The Hill merchandise, with every episode on dvd
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Around here, our regular coffee is cheaper than the same size at DD.
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Grumble about her venti "secret menu" frappuccino. Make it decaf. Hand it off with a smile.
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I met my now fiancée on Skout 2 days after signing up for it. It was my first time online dating. He was the only guy who didn't try to get in my pants right away or want nude pics.
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Parachute pants
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Ask him how he is today and what he was ordering, because I work at Starbucks.
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A book about black magic
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A large arsenal of weapons.
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Bit me. Gushing blood, I
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Teacher
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Any customer that orders a Venti frappuccino. I don't understand how anyone can sit and sip a 600 calorie beverage, equal to the number of calories I burn while working an 8 hour shift where I take over 10,000 steps.
